Some1 suggested something for me to draw im bored
Basically the new costumes
(I forgot I never posted this, simple bill belongs to @orxinus )
What’s going on at the Spire of All Knowledge today?
Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.
I typed weirdmageddon and this is what i got
Billtober day 12 AU (reverse falls. Will cipher)
Bill cipher is an euclidean, (in this context is a species) which is a 2d life form. We know his parents were named Scalene and Euclid. Bill claims he was beloved by all.
Bill had a special eye that let him se the 3rd dimension, he loved the stars and wanted to be one. he took medicine to cure it because talking about the 3rd dimension was illegal and would only drink it with a silly straw. When he "liberated" his dimension, he wanted to show everyone what they were missing out on. it destroyed the entire dimension, making him the last of his species. He keeps the remains of the dimension, a single speck of dust, the last atoms of a dimolished reality.
Bill and the henchmaincs live in a place between dimensions at the edge of reality known as the nightmare relm. The nightmare relm is crumbling so they want to find a new universe to call his own.
They pick earth, specifically Gravity falls, Oregon due to it being a weak point in between dimensions.
(I forgot to say this earlier but he has access to the mindscape, dreams, ect)
After several failed attempts of portals (including one built by dolphins) he finds Stanford Filbrick Pines. Bill describes him as having the ego of a king and the insecurity of a circus freak.
Bill tells ford he is a muse. Ford believes. Ford completly trusts bill.
Ford calls Fiddleford to help build the portal.
Bill celebrates Ford's birthday w/ him... by spelling his name out in dead rats.
And they get drunk off their asses on mind-dream juice??
Later, he tells a young Ford that a monster destroyed his reality. And shows him the last atoms of his dimension. He trusted ford with this information. Ford offers to hunt down the monster that destroyed his home dimension.
"Sixer, it would eat you alive."
Later, around winter holidays, Bill tells Ford a trick to always know who to trust, "Trust No One."
I'll write more later if i feel like it
My sources are: The Book of Bill, Thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com, and the Show (Gravity falls)
Anyone with gravity falls autism, can you explain bill to me? I wanna know his lore
thats my fat old man!!
context: @sexyman-contest-2025