Part three: stinging Jason todd
Part two of Jonathan and the Wayne’s!
Dick rushed into the room, slamming open the door and startling a Jon who was about to try fix his fan. Hon knew there was no superpowers in the house so he had gotten a ladder and was holding rope attached to said ladder to steady himself.
When dick burst in he promptly fell off the ladder hitting his head on the bed. Probably damaging the bed more than he did himself.
“Ah- you idiot, what is it dickhead?”
Dick, who still looked panicked, flung out his hand and held Jon’s shoulder.
“No jonathan! Don’t do it!”
Jon paused, mind blanking.
“Ok.” He said, tilting his head.
“Do what?”
“I got your text message!” Dick gasped out, trying to catch his breath.
“ ‘thanks for everything?!?!’ “
“Yes.” Jon said, not getting the point.
“I just felt like thanking you. For, well, everything.” He shrugged.
“Wait so you’re good?” Dick paused.
“Yes, why?”
“Well I might have misinterpreted your actions-“ dick started before Tim burst in.
“Take him down, semper fi!”
“Agh-“
Dick clasped his hands in his lap and looked to the sideways nervously.
“And told the family group chat .”
“Live Jonathan!” Tim yelled, doing some real shitty cpr onto the hybrids chest.
“Live! Jonathan, you are loved!”
“Why does ‘love’ feel like fucking kryptonite?” Jon said, voice warbling as he was thrust back and forth.
Dick grabbed his shoulders pulling Tim back.
“No, timcicle, it’s fine, he’s good.” Dick sighed, as Tim got off a heaving Jon who rolled to his side and onto his arms. Pushing himself up.
Tim, looked over at dick, offended. Then back to Jonathan.
“You mean I touched him for nothing? Give me five dollars.”
Jon paused, an annoyed expression flitting his face before he handed it over.
“Here.”
Tim grabbed it, despite being stinking rich clutching it like it was a comfort.
“Capitalism had softened the blow.”
Stephanie burst in next, holding some of Alfred’s cookies, looking genuinely worried. Shoving the other two men past she thrust the jar in Jonathan’s face.
“Here, comfort foods! Your ok!”
“Wha- so many baked goods?” Jon said, tilting his head.
Cassandra who was standing at the door yelled.
“It’s not working! Somebody ruin his dad’s day! The petty revenge will make him feel better!”
“No guys, it’s ok!” Dick yelled, looking around.
“No it’s not, dick!” Stephanie gasped, looking at Jon.
“lol at him! He looks terrible!”
“But this is not of my better days?” Jon whispers to himself.
Damian walked into the room, already talking before surveying the carnage.
“Jonathan, I have revived a disturbing text message so I am willing to let you-“ he said before stoping and seeing his siblings.
“We’ll come back to this later.” Damian said abruptly thinking of something else he could do instead of his planned thought.
Jonathan looked at Damian, trying o adjust his yellow beanie.
“I’m confused on what’s happening- ow! Why’d you slap me?” He asked, looking up at Damian.
Damian was gonna offer him a hug, but his siblings were here. So no affection must be showed.
“Because you tried to hurt me cr- friend.”
“What? But I’m your friend- I’m your friend?”
Jon said the last part looking at Damian with hopeful eyes.
“It was a false alarm Damian.”
“Oh.” Damian turned back to Jon.
“Go fuck your self then, never mind.”
He said, about to walk out.
“Ignore that.” Dick said, shooting Damian a look. “We’re happy you’re ok Jonathan.”
“Thanks but,” Jon started, looking up.
“Am I really so fragile that you think even the slightest provocation will send me hurtling into taking my own life?”
“Considering the circumstances of how you came to live with us, yes.”
Jon paused, then frowned.
“Oh.” He said softly, then Damian yanked his beanie down.
“Hey!”
“That’s for making my friend sad!”
“This cycle is vicious!”
part one: Jon the weed dealer.
First time I ever share my Patrochilles, these two duo are kinda similar (except one pair both die tragically)
Just here to point out miles gets bit by the spider from 42, and in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy the answer to life, the universe, and everything is the number 42. Did anyone eles make this connection?
Part two of Jonathan and the Wayne’s!
Dick rushed into the room, slamming open the door and startling a Jon who was about to try fix his fan. Hon knew there was no superpowers in the house so he had gotten a ladder and was holding rope attached to said ladder to steady himself.
When dick burst in he promptly fell off the ladder hitting his head on the bed. Probably damaging the bed more than he did himself.
“Ah- you idiot, what is it dickhead?”
Dick, who still looked panicked, flung out his hand and held Jon’s shoulder.
“No jonathan! Don’t do it!”
Jon paused, mind blanking.
“Ok.” He said, tilting his head.
“Do what?”
“I got your text message!” Dick gasped out, trying to catch his breath.
“ ‘thanks for everything?!?!’ “
“Yes.” Jon said, not getting the point.
“I just felt like thanking you. For, well, everything.” He shrugged.
“Wait so you’re good?” Dick paused.
“Yes, why?”
“Well I might have misinterpreted your actions-“ dick started before Tim burst in.
“Take him down, semper fi!”
“Agh-“
Dick clasped his hands in his lap and looked to the sideways nervously.
“And told the family group chat .”
“Live Jonathan!” Tim yelled, doing some real shitty cpr onto the hybrids chest.
“Live! Jonathan, you are loved!”
“Why does ‘love’ feel like fucking kryptonite?” Jon said, voice warbling as he was thrust back and forth.
Dick grabbed his shoulders pulling Tim back.
“No, timcicle, it’s fine, he’s good.” Dick sighed, as Tim got off a heaving Jon who rolled to his side and onto his arms. Pushing himself up.
Tim, looked over at dick, offended. Then back to Jonathan.
“You mean I touched him for nothing? Give me five dollars.”
Jon paused, an annoyed expression flitting his face before he handed it over.
“Here.”
Tim grabbed it, despite being stinking rich clutching it like it was a comfort.
“Capitalism had softened the blow.”
Stephanie burst in next, holding some of Alfred’s cookies, looking genuinely worried. Shoving the other two men past she thrust the jar in Jonathan’s face.
“Here, comfort foods! Your ok!”
“Wha- so many baked goods?” Jon said, tilting his head.
Cassandra who was standing at the door yelled.
“It’s not working! Somebody ruin his dad’s day! The petty revenge will make him feel better!”
“No guys, it’s ok!” Dick yelled, looking around.
“No it’s not, dick!” Stephanie gasped, looking at Jon.
“lol at him! He looks terrible!”
“But this is not of my better days?” Jon whispers to himself.
Damian walked into the room, already talking before surveying the carnage.
“Jonathan, I have revived a disturbing text message so I am willing to let you-“ he said before stoping and seeing his siblings.
“We’ll come back to this later.” Damian said abruptly thinking of something else he could do instead of his planned thought.
Jonathan looked at Damian, trying o adjust his yellow beanie.
“I’m confused on what’s happening- ow! Why’d you slap me?” He asked, looking up at Damian.
Damian was gonna offer him a hug, but his siblings were here. So no affection must be showed.
“Because you tried to hurt me cr- friend.”
“What? But I’m your friend- I’m your friend?”
Jon said the last part looking at Damian with hopeful eyes.
“It was a false alarm Damian.”
“Oh.” Damian turned back to Jon.
“Go fuck your self then, never mind.”
He said, about to walk out.
“Ignore that.” Dick said, shooting Damian a look. “We’re happy you’re ok Jonathan.”
“Thanks but,” Jon started, looking up.
“Am I really so fragile that you think even the slightest provocation will send me hurtling into taking my own life?”
“Considering the circumstances of how you came to live with us, yes.”
Jon paused, then frowned.
“Oh.” He said softly, then Damian yanked his beanie down.
“Hey!”
“That’s for making my friend sad!”
“This cycle is vicious!”
part one: Jon the weed dealer.
Part three: stinging Jason todd
Revenge Bruce au: part one.
Based on the 2017 movie called Revenge. It touched on less sensitive topics initially in this writing.
Bruce = 20 years.
“Alfred, its fine. I’m just going to meet him, not like a mission or anything. And besides, you said I needed to take time away from Gotham. This is a good thing!” Bruce said, throwing his bag in the boot of the taxi, looking back at his concerned butler.
Recently, Bruce met someone online. A male who was a bit older and had been talking to him for a few weeks. The two hit it off, and Bruce had been invited to a desert vacation house while this guy and the two friends he was bringing would go hunting. Honestly? Bruce was lonely. You don’t have much social life being the Batman. And the Bruce Wayne social life was painfully fake. So, he was glad he met someone who seemed to want to talk to him. Ergo naturally when he was invited, he accepted the other man’s invitation without question.
He didn’t even run a background check on this guy. And that was a stupid error.
“Master Bruce, you don’t know this man. It could be--”
“Alfred, its ok. You and Gordon know where I’m going, and he’s really nice. He listens to me. I need this, please. Ill be fine.”
“…. I expect to be texted every three days.”
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It had been two days since Bruce got to the vacation home. It was somewhere in Morocco, hours away from anything else. That should’ve rung alarm bells. Honestly? Bruce was just ignoring them on purpose.
The mans name turned out to be Luke, and he wasn’t bad looking at himself. Tall, dirty blond with brown eyes, and a little gritty. His friends weren’t Bruce’s favorite, but that was fine honestly. It’s not like they spoke to him, and they listened to Luke and stayed out of the bedroom. That was ok.
Bruce said on the edge of the bed, looking out at the desert. It was bare and yet caught his attention in a most primal way. He loved it. He lay back on the covers, looking up at the roof as he closed his eyes, just letting himself relax. This was nice. Away from Gotham, from responsibilities, from it all. He got to act his age; people didn’t expect things from him. He was finally relaxed-
Ding.
Bruce sat up and looked at the bedside table. Luke had left his phone on it after sex, forgetting to take it before he went hunting that first day with his friends. Bruce knew he probably shouldn’t snoop, but he was curious. He barely knew this amazing guy, after all.
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When Luke got back, he should’ve known the gig was up. He headed to the room with his two friends trailing behind, expecting to find Bruce lying down, or reading or something. Instead, he saw the other standing at the door frame waiting for him, holding Lukes’s phone in his hand and glaring at the other with passion.
“…. Your married?” Bruce asked, teeth gritted.
“Oh,” Luke said, breezily with a grin. “It’s ok baby, its open. I know its hard to believe, but I’m allowed to do this.” He tried to soothe, walking closer and attempting to take the phone out of Bruce’s hands.
Bruce jerked his hand away, keeping hold of the phone and taking a step back. “yeah, it’s hard to believe because it’s a lie. You lied to me!”
“I wouldn’t lie,” Luke said, holding Bruce’s shoulder. “I could never lie to you.”
“So, you wouldn’t mind if I told your wife who I am?”
……….
The room fell silent, Lukes’s expression hardening into something almost terrifying, his friends behind him had different expressions. Kyle looked resigned. He knew what happened when Luke’s partners found out and threatened. He re-loaded his gun. The other, mike looked like he pitted Bruce. He was new to the group but knew all the same.
See, Bruce should’ve run a background check on these. Because Luke was affiliated with the mafia on his wife’s side, and if she found out he was cheating on her, it was his body in a bag. So, to stop his past partners from telling, he made them take his place. And by the way the gun clicked, he knew it was Bruces turn. What they didn’t know is Bruce, refuses to die like that.
Kyle raised the gun and fired.
Bruce had seen him loading it and expected it.
He moved.
It grazed his shoulder.
He grabbed Lukes’s satchel off the bed, knowing keys were in it.
He shoved passed the stunned men.
And ran.
Bruce threw the satchel in the passenger seat of the car as he started it up. He didn’t know how to drive this one, but he’d have to figure it out quickly.
As Bruce finally got the car to move the men had taken the other, with Luke driving, Kyle in the passenger seat and mike on a motorcycle next to the car.
The problem was Bruce didn’t know where to drive. His mind raced a mile for a minute as he took off, unsure of where he was going. The car bumped along the dirt, before stalling and coming to a stop.
Bruce’s eyes widened as he cursed, hitting the wheel before catching a glimpse in the rear-view mirror and seeing them. Gaining. And fast.
Having no other choice, Bruce grabbed the satchel and ran, sprinting in the direction he was going. But he couldn’t go faster than a car. And even if he could, a cliff marked the dead end. Bruce’s head whipped around, as he saw Luke get out of the car. He held a gun but tried to go for the easy path one last time.
“Bruce, look.” He said, staring down the other trapped man, a small grin on his face. “your cute. I don’t want to kill you! So just come back, and leave. You don’t tell my wife, and I will leave you alone. Deal?” the weasel was lying.
But Bruce needed information.
“How many people have you killed before?”
“Bruce- “
“How many to keep this secret?”
“That doesn’t- “
“You’re a liar and a coward.”
“Ok that’s enough you little bitch. I gave you a chance,” Luke said, stepping forward.
Bruce stepped back. Luke would’ve continued his sentence, but he didn’t have to. As it turns out Bruce lost his footing on that ledge, eyes widening as he fell back.
Bruce felt the air whipping past him as he fell. It was second but it felt like minutes. He didn’t want to die, Alfred was right. This was a bad idea, and now he-
None of the men heard a scream, or a thump. But they heard a sickening sharp noise. It was wet, and like ripping fabric but skin. Mike walked over to the edge, curiosity getting the better of him as he looked over. He almost lost the lunch he had hunted just hours before.
Bruce was impaled on a tree, limbs hanging there as his head lolled back, blood dripping down his mouth. It was a gruesome sight to see another human being meet an end like that. But while Mike was about to be sick Luke looked over. He sighed, “that’s taken care of.” He muttered as mikes eyes fell on him incredulously.
“I need a beer. Cmon, we’ll collect the body in the morning. Leave the car he took. If anyone finds him before that, they’ll think a stupid tourist fell off. Not out problem.”
He said, before walking back to the car. Kyle nodded and got himself back into the passenger seat, marking a place on the map where they’d come back to hide the body the next day. Mike reluctantly got on his bike, the sick feeling in his stomach still ever present as he followed the other two men.
This. Was. Not. Over.
Not by a longshot.
i wrote this half asleep, sorry if its not coherent.
tw: angst, suicide mentions
Octavian as Maui, but instead of some big warrior demigod, hes some skrunkly crunkly little shit, a demigod from ancient times, who thought he could steal Gaeas heart and survive, failed miserably and was cursed to being a mortal demigod thousands of years later.
We don’t know much about Octavian, where he came from, why he is so pompous, so what if it’s because he was born in ancient times, and was cursed with having to be a mortal demigod in modern times, with barely any semblance of the powers he used to have, and it shows. He has a god complex, because he used to be able to get away with it. He *used* to be able to do anything. Now he’s in a fucking teenagers body. And yeah, he causes a war.
it wasn’t that bad in olden days, it was a point of honor. And when he saw that cannon c for a split second he thought he saw a glimpse of his old life, he could be the hero he remembers. And Mabye, death could bring him that, Mabye if he died he could be who he used to.
but the gods decided fuck that, he hadent repented and returned the heart, he miraculously survives, spiteful and vindictive, and very pissed. His body dosent feel like his own and now he’s being denied death? Fuck.
Micheal eventually finds him and he basically decided she’s going to help his freind finish the quest, no idea on Octavian’s planned auicide after the quest. Octavians just done, he’s so tired, and mad, and awful, and powerless. He’s just done. But his planned go into turmoil when he realises Micheal actuallly cares about him. It’s awful, and right, all at the same time.
he dosent deserve this, right? He’s not who he used to be. He’s not the big amazing warrior, he’s not the hero, hell, he’s not even a very good villain. But Micheal thinks he’s amazing. And that’s scary, and wrong, and oh so good to feel his walls comming down. But he hates it at the same time. He’s allways been alone, back in the ancient when he was doing quests, or then when he was Augur, and now… he was trying so hard to be alone. But Micheal wouldent get the fucking message.
and when they finish the quest, it’s overlooking the cliff Octavian first fell off before he was transported to this mortal world. He stood there, looking at the water below. It was churning, dark and uninvitong. He wonders if death will be cold, dark. Like a nightmare, the cold floor biting your skin like frostbite, and the darkness so bad you could barley see your hand infront of your face.
it warm, like good memories. Holding him, ears hearing like he’s underwater, muted light through bliss enfectibg goggles. Like good things, and happy times. Would it be warmer then Micheal’s arms-
.
.
.
where did *that* come from?
Octavian bristled. He wasn’t supposed to think like this. No one was, it wasn’t strong, it wasn’t right. But god he wanted to curl up in Micheal’s arms and never leave. He wanted to feel small, he wanted to feel something other then a FUCKING overwhelming need to be the best, to be the greatest, to make history no matter the cost.
but death felt so tempting, but for the first time in forever he felt like he could find happiness with another person. That Mabye he could be ok, with not being great. With just being… good. With someone he loved.
no.
No, he didn’t deserve this. He didn’t deserve to feel this safe. This happy. He screwed up the world. He’s fixed it. But now. What’s left?
what could keep him happy, what could keep him, someone so broken, and who he thought was *evil* he was *evil*, what could he deserve?
Octavian didn’t know when tears started falling down his cheeks, or when his foot came closer to the edge. It felt lucid, like he was underwater, like he could see himself, but not through his eyes.
he heard Micheal calling for him, but it felt muffled. He heard noises, not words. Cody soon,, then panic.
he didn’t want Micheal to panic, Micheal deserved the world. He wasn’t sure when he took a step closer to the edge, or when he let himself fall fowrd. He wasn’t sure what was happening, it felt so… unreal. Like, so so very unreal. He felt arms around his waist and felt himself be tanked back, falling back onto someone, and the jolt winding him, and the breath he took almost broke the illusion of serenity with a harsh slap of reality. He heard Micheal yelling at him, sitting up, still holding him.
he couldent tell the words, everything eas becoming more real. That warm feeling was gone, that bliss of not feeling, was gone. And he didn’t know if he liked it. Octavian *sobbed*. He didn’t know why, he wasn’t sure why he could actually do this. He wasn’t supposed to do this. He was supposed to be strong, scary, and big. But in Micheal’s arms he felt oh so small. He heard Micheal’s voice falter.
this was all to much for Micheal. He felt petrified when he saw ofcavoan first walk to that edge.what was he supposed to do? What *could* he do? He was frozen, till he saw that step. Then another. And he had to fling himself at Octavian and yank him back before he fell, and when he grabbed him Micheal fell flat on his back. He was yelling at Octavian, asking him what the hell he was thinking. Till he started sobbing. He only could hold him. There wasn’t anything he could do in this situation. He just held him. This was overwhelming for both Boyd, and they sat there. For how long he didn’t know. But what he did know? Him and Octavian had a long conversation ahead.
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sorry, it was meant to be a light hearted thing then I just continued and it spirals out of control. If you like it, leave a comment and I can expand on this new au, I wasn’t meaning for this to happen but it did lmao. This was my first time writing angst, and actually writing things, not just a concept. Wow. What do you think?
EVERYTHING IS DREAMNOBLADE!☆
White fluffy hair around going to his waist, put up in a high ponytail.
A white button up shirt under a black vest with a flowy pattern on it.
Due to the cannon, the left half of his face was horrifically scared, in the same way two face has two faces, half of his face is normal and the other is covers by a metal half mask, with a glowing place where the eye would be.
He wears hearing aids due to going partially deaf due to the loudness of the cannon.
His whole left side is pretty fucked, he lost his left arm fully during cannon, that’s the only thing they found of him. Henry had a metal prosthetic made with the same pattern that’s on the vest carved into it.
His leg wasn’t as bad as his arm but he still lost chunks, he got it metal plated but it still causes him regular pain.
He has to spend over half an hour ruccibg ointment over his whole left half, as it’s fully scared.
The only scars on his right side is his top surgery scars and a few he got from fighting.
Goes by Vi to people who don’t know him so he isn’t found by people in his past.
Was awful with a sword, but found he adopted a bow after the whole cannon incident.
Wears heeled boots because on his left half his hell was fully replaced by metal, and it’s less painful if his mussels are tensed like that.
Got proficient in sign language but signs with a slur due to the fact he has one metal hand and only half his sight.
Got less racist, and now without Gaea in his ear 24/7 telling him to exterminate the Greeks he has some sort of small music playing in his hearing aids because he can’t stand the silence.
Trans (FTM) and had a gay awakening when he was fighting with Jason, and denied it very hard.
Wears an old braclet of the last things he could snatch from camp before he ran away.
No one thought he was alive, and basically didn’t remember to check for him for weeks after, when they found his arm. He was paralysed for a week lying down in the grass awake but unable to move and in pain, he cried all his tears from them, developing a despising of all demigods in general after he was made to suffer for a week straight basically undead.
Was saved by a small Greek boy who was about 5. He basically adopted him after that, begrudgingly. Finding out he was a son of Kronos, about three years after, and still taking care of him. Basically hiding him from his dad and trying to survive away from society.
Got inspired from this
Two steps forward 🗣️
hey!! i came here for my FIRST EVER request!!
because after watching the new bedroom ranking video i keep thinking about his girlfriend submitting her own video of his room 😭😭 like showing his cats and saying “yeah these are my cats” 😭😭 maybe he’s sitting there with headphones on, unaware, and she says ignore my boyfriend over there✍🏼✍🏼
idk! i hope this is not boring as hell the thought just didn’t leave my head😭😭😭
I see it like he gets a photo of your shared bedroom and the cats are sitting on the bed with each other snuggled up. And he tries to play it off like it’s nothing.
“Damn this person seems to have the same bedroom set up as me” knowing full well you were the one who submitted it.
Going to the next slide it’s a photo of his desk, but it’s empty. Jambo sitting on top of his pc.
“I didn’t submit my own room what the hell is this”. He’d say, trying to play up this part
That’s when you would come into the room he was streaming in, standing behind him stiffly as you took another photo. Sending it to him. He’d open it on stream and just slowly turn around and once you both made eye contact you both would scream at each other and then instantly stop.
He’d make sure that those submissions were the last ones of the night because he would abruptly end stream like he was cut off. Which made a great clip for YouTube and TikTok