Part six of Jon and the Wayne’s: mission and Kris.
In this au Jim adopted a teen. I don’t know backstory, he’s painfully not cut out to be a vigilante, dosent want to be one, but is grafted along by Damian and Jon. Mostly Jon. He has blue eyes, ginger hair and his name is Kris. Enjoy.
Jon stared down at the planes bellow. Normally he would fly him and his team down, but now wasn’t normally. And he had been doused with a good amount of kryptonite gas a few hours ago, so he was considerably weakened. He turned to his friends.
“Alright guys, who do we get down this cliff?”
Damian looked at him and smirked, putting his sword back into his holster and pulling his hood down he stared down.
“Gentlemen, I have a plan.”
Kris’s face dropped.
“Nope. Veto.” He but in, before Damian could even say anything. Damian looked downright offended.
“You didn’t hear the plan!” He protested, turning to Jon. “Kent! He didn’t even hear the plan!”
Jon sighed, crossing his arms like an exasperated mother.
“Kris, you didn’t even hear the plan.”
“For gods sake.” Kris groaned, looking over Damian’s head. Damian didn’t appreciate it but Kris wasn’t finished speaking.
“We already know what the plan is Kent!”
“I don’t like to assume.” Jon said, glancing slightly down at Damian, who looked murder-y.
“Which means you already know!” Kris explained exasperatedly.
Damian glared at Kris.
“How do you know the plan when you haven’t heard the plan.” He growled, taking a step closer to him.
“How do you say no to the plan when you haven’t heard the plan!”
“Damian,” kris started, concerned. “I know what’s gonna happen.” He said. “And I know the two of you are probably gonna be fine, but I’m gonna die, and then I’ll be a ghost.” He said, shivering. “And I don’t know what the rules of that exactly are, but then I think that means I’d have to haunt you guys.” He said.
“And I would really, really like to avoid that if I can.”
“You’re such a worm,” Damian said solemnly glaring at him. “And I’m going to call you wormy from now on.”
“Jonathan he’s calling me wormy again!”
“Now wormy, we can say no to the plan, but first we know the plan to say no to the plan. So we have to hear the plan to know the plan to say no to the plan.” Jon said calmly, putting a hand on Kris’s shoulder.
“Fine, ok.” Kris said warily, looking at Damian, who was now grinning maliciously.
“Great!” Damian said, smiling. Evil.
“So I was thinking-“ he started, then grabbed both their collars, running to the edge while yelling.
“We’re jumping!”
The ending could barely hear anything, but caught the sound of someone yelling.
“I knew it!” Before two screams and one cackle.
Kris in the end was mostly fine. His hood got snagged on a branch before he hit the ground. He was upset about his hoddie though.
Part five: Bruce is an accidental slut
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@klance-one-standing
What if the justice leuge broke up due to a clash? And when dark side attacked, the only member who came was Bruce.
(Rät by Penelope Scot, read at discretion, enjoy.)
“Your… the only one who came?” Darkside said, starring at the man.
“You all can barely defeat me together. And you expect to survive alone?”
Bruce stared back at him. He was tired. Just tired. He’s been trying to keep everything together, keeping the world safe, dealing with his kids, and with the absolute mess that’s been left behind.
“No. But I’m the last chance they got.”
The villains brow furrowed as he looked down at the other. This… wasn’t what he expected. But, he could humour the human.
“Last chance, hmm? Tell me, why are they worth saving?”
That threw Bruce a pause. He finally met the gods gaze, with a questioning one of his own.
“I’ve grown up here. This is my home. I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God.” Bruce started. His voice pained and stoicism behind the mask crumbing.
“They made technology, high quality.
And complex, physiological, experiments and sacrilege in the name of ‘public good’s.
It taught me everything, just like a parent should.”
The villain listened, and waited. He hadent heard a cultish speak like this before. He had half a mind to just take the human then demand the others come to his rescue. But humans were allways fun to work up. He could let this one work himself up. It’d make him esiar to take prisoner.
“Mmm. go on.”
Bruce wasn’t even thinking at the moment. He’d been up and down with barely any sleep for the past week, trying to run the justice leuge alone. Which shouldn’t be bad since he was the only one who stayed, but was just that her because everyone had gone back to their own place. Heros were at an a time minimum and he had stepped up because of some damn complex. He wasn’t even able to take care of Gotham anymore, he left Dick and Jason with that.
“And it was beautiful, and vulnerable. Gave us power and success. God damn, I fell for it, the fame and words, their tunnels and tech. I studied hard, because I wanted to do one thing great, or two. And the real tragedy? half of it is true.” Bruce said getting more and more worked up. He was done trying to be strong. He was just gonna vent to someone, then leave and have a nap. Seemed the best option right now.
“But we’re all so fuckin' mean, we're elitist, we're as flawed as any church. And this faux-rad West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth. I bit the apple 'cause I loved it, and why would they lie?
And then I realized it’s all just as naïve as I am.”
Bruce took a breath before continuing, tears brimming despite himself.
“Well, I don't want to eat the rich, I'd have to eat my heroes first.
And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve earths fate or worse.
But I don't need that goddamn money, I don't need jack shit, that’s true. So when I speak, you bet your life my words are trues.
Let me level with you, man, as someone guilty of the game, I took the help, I took the cash, I would've taken his last name.
So if any guy on Earth should get to make a call about this, It should be me, and as I see it, life’s a dick.”
here you go, sorry it took so long. But here’s another job-batfam. We get a look at Jon and his mental state in this one.
part two:
please comment what you think!
(Jon is 17.)
(Damian is 17.)
This is my au, if you wanna know more I can start posting on my blog. It’s just for fun, we have stoner Jon and Bruce, who isn’t as preachy with Jon as he is with his kids. Enjoy.
“Wipe that smile off your face Jon I know what you did.”
Jon whipped around, facing Bruce. He had been raised in Gotham for the past few years because Clark wanted him to have real world experience…. Yeah. And now we’re here.
“Ok, first of all bad energy. Second, happiness is a mental condition you sorely need asshole. Third, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Bruce glowers.
“You know exactly what I’m taking about.”
“Sir, with all due respect. I am a model student with a vague backstory like most of the people on the lower rungs of Gotham’s popularity poles.”
Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose and looked at gone through his eyelashes.
“I know about the weed business.”
Jon’s eyes widen before he schooled himself.
“Rumour?”
“4K.”
“Dammit!”
Bruce glared.
“You really thought you could deal in my city-“ He started, before Jon cut him off.
“I’m very much repenting Mr Wayne-“
“And not cut me in?”
Jon jolted out of whatever he was about to say, his head snapping in Bruce’s direction.
“…..oh. Wow.” He said, pausing and looking away for a second before looking back to Bruce.
“Is this entrapment?”
Bruce ignored his question and started again.
“You know there is only one woman I’ve ever loved?”
“My dad?”
“No- Clark? Fucking idiot.” He punched his brow. “I’m taking about Mary Jane.”
“Is that Mrs Kyle’s first name?” Jon asked, knowing the two were friend and it’d rule Bruce up.
Selina, who was raiding the fridge after breaking in, turned and said.
“It is now!”
“No!” Bruce yelled back, getting thoroughly annoyed.
“I’m talking about dank, Jonathan. Reefer.”
“Are we still talking about the same drug?”
“Ok here’s the score, you little dumbass. You work for me now.” Bruce said, rolling his eyes.
“For you?”
“I’ve been running the grass business up here for a while now, you think it’s easy running after you little super saiyan Rugrats? Gordon’s up to his head in gummies.”
Jon blinked at him, before responding.
“I am really struggling to wrap my head around this Mr B.”
Bruce scoffed. “Just look at my eyes Jonathan. you think I take Vaisene for fun?”
“No, there red because your up all the time.”
Jonathan respinded, before comming to the sudden realisation.
Bruce nodded his head pointedly, raising his eyebrows.
“Oh my god, really?”
“They’re playing checkers Jonathan, you gotta play chess.”
Jon stared at the older man, who Clark trusted him with for three years.
“Jesus.”
“I’m thinking an 80-20 split.” Bruce said, turning from Jon.
“You sell to Damian and they’ll never find your body.”
“Yeah that tracks.”
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
Ghost!Bruce: Chapter one, heart.
Ghost!Bruce: Chapter two, heat.
Ghost!Bruce: Chapter Three, touch.
EVERYTHING IS DREAMNOBLADE!☆
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I didn’t know I could ask myself questions :0
Y’all are sleeping on the true antagonists of EPIC: The musical. The Winions! These lil gremlins prompted two of the major losses of Odysseus and his crew (or pretty much all of them if you look at it a certain way.
1. They prompted Polities and Ody to the cave of Polyphemus
2. Prompted the opening of the bag of winds which brought the crew straight to Poseidon
True they didn’t DIRECTLY do anything but if it weren’t for them then it be very likely that at least 558 of Odys crew would survive
Time to cart these dudes off to lil monster (rawr rawr rawr) jail. Shoo Shoo
We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
Just here to point out miles gets bit by the spider from 42, and in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy the answer to life, the universe, and everything is the number 42. Did anyone eles make this connection?
Supergiant's Odysseus has grown on me but there was a missed opportunity.
edit: There's more now