May September Bring Gay & Crunch Of Leaf

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

so uhm… steddie was fun at first but now i’m… hehe… i’m scared it’s not going away guys… it’s not leaving my brain… GUYS

Have fun trying to read my handwriting 🦉✨️

can I interest anyone in the Owl Wall?

I recently decided to put my owls on a wall in my office so I can just pet them when I walk by. It's like a stim wall essentially. I can easily take them off their hooks too.

(This one corner of my office is dedicated to my plush collection. The rest of it isn't cluttered, I swear)

Robin and Eddie accidentally show up wearing matching flannel shirts and curly high-bun hairdos and Steve pulls them both into a Steve sandwich group hug like

Steve: Awww, my favorite lesbians are matching

Eddie: Excuse you! How come I have to be a lesbian, huh? Why can’t Robin be one of your boyfriends?

Steve: Do you wanna be my boyfriend, Robbie?

Robin: No, I do not.

Steve: She doesn’t want to be my boyfriend, Eds.

Eddie: Well I don’t want to be your lesbian!

Steve: Wooooooow.

Robin: Didn’t know you were dating a homophobe.

Steve: Me neither. 😔

Eddie: (indignant bird noises)

crowley shifting into protective husband mode

*cha cha chas sadly*

steve and eddie steal things from eachother. sweaters, rings, shirts, etc. but every once in a while they have to have like a formal sit down to negotiate some of their stuff back

s: i’ll give you the skull ring and metallica shirt for my yellow sweater and cologne

e: i want the wallet chain back too

s: fine but you have to take dustin to school in the mornings for the next two weeks

e: deal

i have a headcanon that wednesday leaves little items that remind her of enid on her side of the dorm like a cat. little trinkets like buttons, stickers, barrettes, weird little rocks she finds, etc. fully refuses to acknowledge that they’re gifts though

“awww weds is this pin for me?” “i have never seen that before in my life. go away.”

thinking about Eddie baking Steve a cake for his birthday but getting the shock of his life when Steve just starts sobbing while holding the cake box bcs he's never had someone bake a cake for him on his birthday. He doesn't even care the icing says, 'You're an old man.' and Eddie's just standing on Steve's doorstep in shock bcs he doesn't know if Steve hates it or loves it.