Okay So I Know He Sauntered Into Hell But I Live For The Angst And Dramatics So Heres My AU-

Why would Moriarty "play gay" to try to catch Sherlock's attention if SHERLOCK ISNT GAY

*sits up in bed at 2am*

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Fic list

These are in chronological order of when I posted them, starting with the oldest fic. Most contain swearing, any other warnings will be posted in the description. You can also find me on AO3 here. I will be updating!

The Whole Truth - First fic I ever posted! Baz is interrogated and placed under a truth spell.

A new kind of fire - Based on that Fangirl excerpt where Simon is about to fall off a cliff, and Baz saves him.

Simon Snow’s birthday. - (why does this fic not have a proper title) Baz decides to be nice.

Leavers ball - (ditto) There’s a roommates dance, and Simon refuses to miss out on his last Watford tradition.

The lucky one - Simon wants his magic back, and Baz hates seeing him like this.

Last words and first kisses - Simon decides to prove that Baz is a vampire once and for all.

Being in love with your mortal enemy is only acceptable when you’re under a spell. - Penny devises a love spell, and Simon identifies the perfect target.

The one where I stole someone’s soulmate AU idea (I think the tags said that people could use it as a prompt?) (Anyway, in hindsight, that was super rude of me.) - The first time you call your soulmate by their first name, you’ll know.

If Philippa Stainton hadn’t run out onto the drawbridge… - Uh-oh…

Just forget this ever happened - MY MOST POPULAR FIC!! Baz finds a spell that erases people’s memories, and gets addicted to using it on Simon…

Next-Level Plotting - The war is happening, and Baz is obviously plotting, and not at all concerned for Simon’s wellbeing because that’s uNrEaLiStIc.

It’s all yours. - Baz shares his magic with Simon like Simon used to share with him.

Only time will tell - Agatha has to decide between Baz and Simon, and spells herself into the future to try to find out the best outcome.

come back to me. - Snowbaz are already together, and Baz hasn’t come back for eighth year. Or, the beginning of Carry On rewritten as if they’re already a couple.

Prankster - Simon decides to prank Baz the Normal way. Then one prank goes too far.

Smells Like Home - Baz is missing, and Simon can barely smell him in the room anymore.

Dating Agatha Wellbelove - Fifth year. Simon is dating Agatha, but he’s obsessed with Baz.

Opposite day - Simon accidentally casts a spell that makes everyone say the opposite of what they mean.

Magic separates her from the world - Agatha in first year

Even if it’s just pretend - What if Simon had stayed in the car with Agatha and Penny? PART ONE: SIMON PART TWO: BAZ

Secret santa 2016 - Post-canon bit of fluff where everyone flies

Disengaged - Soulmate AU where you sleepwalk to your soulmate

Tired of hiding - Baz starts going to an LGBT+ club at Watford, Simon finds out and it changes the way he sees Baz. Warning: homophobia (or at least, Baz thinks that’s what it is, but there is no actual homophobia in the fic)

Roses are red - Baz sends Simon Valentine’s Day cards

Spell me out of this - Simon can’t deal with his feelings for Baz so he uses magic to repress them

Two can play at this game - Agatha tells Baz that Simon loves him, but it’s the day before April Fools, and Baz is not falling for that.

Room enough for two - AU where there is only one bed

Nemesis Mine - Superhero AU:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Epilogue

Plotting face - fluffffffffff

secret notes - Simon writes Baz an anonymous note

Mine - More tooth-rotting fluff

fight me - They have a fight. (But don’t worry. It’s all fluff.)

When intentions are lost in translation - Simon gets hurt, Baz takes care of him, and Simon accuses him of plotting

Fic every day in April - Here’s a link to my FEDA tag (which contains a lot of the last few fics listed plus some small drabbles)

Deepest Darkest Secret - Soulmate AU where you know your soulmate’s biggest secret:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22

12 August 2017 - It’s been 15 years since Natasha Pitch’s death.

Don’t let go - Simon is freaking out about Baz having been locked in a coffin.

I Wanted It to be Real - a fake relationship AU:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6

Carry On Countdown 2017 - Simon and Baz have been messaging each other online, neither knowing who the other is. I incorporated prompts from the countdown into one ongoing story, but I didn’t do every single day, so this might look confusing but this is all the chapters in order:

Day 2. Social media Day 4. Rainy day Day 6. Angst day Day 9. Flowers Day 10. Song inspired Day 14. Fairytale retelling Day 18. Stuck in a room together Day 19. Late night/early morning Day 24. Stars Day 27. Snowy day

Made your mark on me - Soulmate AU where the things your soulmate loves show up on your skin.

Only Because It Rhymed - Simon casts a spell that forces Baz to rhyme everything he says, then has to figure out a way to undo it.

Alexa, this is so sad. - The Alexa meme can be used as a spell that plays a song that describes what someone’s feeling, which causes some problems for Baz.

In which Baz is scared of flying - the title pretty much says it all

This was Sun Jing before she met Qiu Tong. Manhua by 坛九

1//next

Writing Prompt Starters

Since I was getting several requests for the writing prompts to come back, I’m going to fulfill them tonight! One of the requests asked that I make my own list, so hopefully you find a prompt you like.

Just let me know the character, the prompt number, and if you want NSFW, otherwise I’ll keep it PG. Feel free to use any prompts for your own writing if you want!

Fluff

1.       “I’m not a pillow!”

2.       “You + Me = Baby!”

3.       “Why do you have my bra?”

4.       “Only if you pinky promise.”

5.       “Tag. Your it!”

6.       “Don’t leave me, even if I say leave.”

7.       “Let’s wrestle for it!”

8.       “Cuddle me, I’m cold.”

9.       “Always kiss me goodnight.”

10.   “The doctor said the only thing that could cure me are cuddles.”

11.   “Is that a pregnancy test?”

12.   “You’re cute. I know.”

13.   “Feed me.”

14.   “Hey, did you know I love you?”

15.   “Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?”

16.   “Hold me, I’m scared.”

 Angst

17.   “I finally realized something-I was never going to be enough.”

18.   “If you’re not the one.”

19.   “Don’t touch me!”

20.   “I wanted you to fight for me.”

21.   “Why couldn’t it be me?”

22.   “I don’t need you anymore.”

23.   “She’s the one, isn’t she?”

24.   “Keep it. It was always meant for you.”

25.   “Do you want me to leave?”

26.   “Am I not enough?”

27.   “Do you have any idea what you have done?”

28.   “Please tell me this isn’t real life.”

29.   “What do you mean gone?”

30.   “Say something! Anything!”

31.   “Just leave me alone. No one can save me now.”

 Misc.

32.   “I want to go down the slide!

33.   “1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!”

34.   “Oranges or apples?”

35.   “It’s called a tampon.”

36.   “If I go down, I’m taking you with me.”

37.   “I’m babysitting. So where’s the kid?”

38.   “You are such a tattle-tale.”

39.   “Don’t copy me!”

40.   “You suck!”

41.   “Let’s order a pizza.”

42.   “You don’t understand, I NEED a juicebox, and I NEED it now.”

43.   “Only if I can drive.”

44.   “This is an emergency! I ran out of toilet paper!”

45.   “Quick, we can still catch them if we run. The only thing I’m running after is the ice cream truck.”

46.   “Friends don’t let other friends do the chicken dance.”

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I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

Bless every single person that writes ff, you are a miracle.

Happy birthday to our most beloved maknae. You define the word “Determination”, even in your lowest moments, you rise up, brush off your heart and walk into your rightful path. You worked and still working hard for those who love and appreciate you. It’s only fair that you’re so adored for your precious personality and vibrant aura. A million thank you for being BigBang’s light.