Bernard having dinner with the Bats:
Bernard *in the middle of dessert*: Y'know, Batman is such a liar
Bruce *setting down his glass*: Excuse me?
Bernard: Well he has this whole 'I am the Night, I work Alone' speech but I have literally never seen him alone?
Dick and Tim *silently dying*
Damian: Explain, Dowd
Bernard: Well he's always had his emotional support orphans-
Jason and Cass: *cackling*
Bernard: -and he works with the Justice League. Plus he clearly has a thing for Superman-
Bruce: Batman...is in love....with Superman?
Bernard: *nodding sagely* Oh yeah, my gaydar is always on point and Batman is 100% bi
Bruce: *Staring straight ahead* Batman is bi?
Bernard: Yeah I know, but it's kinda obvious. Like my thing for Red Robin-
*Tim dying loudly, Jason howling*
Bernard: -Or Nightwing. Nightwing's hot.
Dick: *chokes on his ice cream*
damian wayne better than me bc if i was sent to bitchfuck america with no sun and the whitest cracker family on earth who treat my family like terrorists i wouldβve begun killing not stopped
bruce wayne? you mean the guy from jason todd's backstory?
the Titans by Amy Reeder
I want Hellblazer to get its equivalent to The Batman. I want three hours of Constantine being an occult detective and I donβt wanna see a single flashy thing. And I want a popular song as a musical motif. And I want it to be scary.Β
i dont even ship them but im laughing my ass off ngl
WHAT GOOD IS LAW THAT CANT PUNISH THOSE WHO BREAK ITTTT!!!!!!!! π©π©π©π©π©π©
The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him
Jasons second grave
Nothing in common >:(
A god saving the one others have forsaken is my favorite trope
when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??
YJ inspired Jason I stare at you
jason todd defender | tony tony chopper's biggest fan | latina [en/es]
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