Iloveteawithmilk - Dionn

why is every jason todd edit i see just dexter soy's jason? dont get me wrong i love him but there's so many talented artists like jorge jimenez or nick robles that make jason look ethereal, they need more appreciation 😭

Bruce wakes up on his birthday and sees a giant framed poster hanging on his wall:

Bruce: Okay.

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Bruce, shuffling over to the table where his kids are waiting for his birthday breakfast: I saw your gift.

Cass: Do you like it? I put “awesome.”

Damian: I put “Batman.”

Tim: I put “neurotic.”

Bruce, grabbing a some sausage links and a muffin and shoving them into his robe pocket: I’m…*yawn* mostly wondering who called me a unicycle.

Batkids: *eyeballing each other*

Bruce, slumping back out of the room, yawning again: Thanks for the birthday meal, g’night.

Batkids:

Dick: So who—

Duke, jumping to his feet: LOOK I panicked okay I was the last one to pick and couldn't think of a word for U! Jason stop laughing—

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

These panels bring me an immense amount of joy

Bruce to Damian: If you see any of your siblings doing something that appears reckless, such as jumping off of a cliff, don't hesitate in following them, they've definitely accounted for every possible variable.

Bruce: Except for Tim. If you see Tim anywhere near a cliff, tranquilize him immediately.

I'm so sorry, I'm the last person to say something about fandom culture is cringe but having a whole account pretending to be a character is where I draw the line, specially when it's so OOC you know they base it on fanon 😭😭

dick grayson really out there surviving bullets to the head while jason straight up died from a punch, plot armor is truly something

not every marvel fan but somehow always a marvel fan

AR-GEN-TINAAAA AR-GEN-TINAAAA 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

My take on the batkids:333 this is just a ref sheet for me hehe

FLAT DIBU

FLAT DIBU

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ID by @tothetrashwhereibelong :

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Flat Dibu

Two pictures of Dibu lying face down on the field sprawled like a starfish, with groaning sounds over it

Flat Dibu

The words "flat Dibu" are in caps and big text. End ID + PT]