Nightwing Dick, Who Was Sent Back In Time: *doesn’t Have A Cape*

Wayne manor has a swear jar and all the proceeds go to charity

Jason: *walks into “the jar room” as it has been affectionately named*

Jason, very civilly: Ahem. Fuck. *delicately places 1 dollar bill into the jar™*

Bruce: Jason…

Jason, affronted: What? It’s for a good cause

I know it was probably said like a million times since the movie came out, but my favourite detail in the whole movie is in the DNA numbers with Red Hood's 635 being the issue number when he appears under that name while Jason's 428 is for the issue in which he dies

You ever think about how Cassandra Cain was homeless for 10 years, wasn’t able to speak or read the entire time, and somehow made it from Macau all the way to Gotham? DC hello??? There’s a story there

i feel seen by donna tartt books because those characters are constantly getting headaches. that is the migraine representation i need. they are just like me

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

AGAIN???? 😭

SUPERBOY Y TIM SON FANS DEL ROCK NACIONAL!!!!

De aquel amor de música ligera

TIMBER NATION WAKE UP

Bruce wakes up on his birthday and sees a giant framed poster hanging on his wall:

Bruce: Okay.

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Bruce, shuffling over to the table where his kids are waiting for his birthday breakfast: I saw your gift.

Cass: Do you like it? I put “awesome.”

Damian: I put “Batman.”

Tim: I put “neurotic.”

Bruce, grabbing a some sausage links and a muffin and shoving them into his robe pocket: I’m…*yawn* mostly wondering who called me a unicycle.

Batkids: *eyeballing each other*

Bruce, slumping back out of the room, yawning again: Thanks for the birthday meal, g’night.

Batkids:

Dick: So who—

Duke, jumping to his feet: LOOK I panicked okay I was the last one to pick and couldn't think of a word for U! Jason stop laughing—