Dick, Hearing Bruce’s Explanation For Jason: This Is Kidnapping.

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

this is soooo good reminds me of that fnaf mini game where the little girl is playing and springtrap appears behind her

Now the winner gets his prize! Come get your momma!

Everyone SHUT UP and look at how little Jason was when he was robin

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

that’s her little brother

Tim showing up to Wayne Manor aged 13 wearing a t shirt saying "I'm not the step Robin I'm the Robin that stepped up"

GIRL WAKE UPPPP, TWO BADDIES UNITED FORCES TODAYYYYYY

SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS, GODDDDD SHE WAS MADE FOR THIS COSPLAY

I stand by my canceled wife (complex fictional female character who is treated like shit by the fandom)

tim drake post patrol ice cream fic you'll always be famous

Jason, calling Bruce Dad to get things he probably doesn’t need:

Damian: