And So Does Tim

Run Bitches! Run!

It’s a sunny day in Gotham, one of three they’ve had all year, and Bruce has been bullied by his doctor to go outside and get some sun. He’s slathering himself in sunscreen and is just about to finish up his face when he gets a text.:

Clark: JL meeting at 3PM Tuesday. Luthor is active again :(

Bruce: ✓ Seen 8:27 AM

Mind spinning about what Luthor could be up to, Bruce puts his phone down and dives into the pool.

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The next morning, Bruce wakes up with his nose feeling strange. He examines it in the mirror and sees it’s lobster red. He never finished applying the sunscreen.

Bruce: Hn

Damian: Father. You look like a fool.

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By Tuesday, Bruce’s nose is peeling. He shrugs it off and heads to the meeting. Once they’ve all settled down, he realizes his cowl is irritating his nose. Since the attendees are only Diana, Barry, Hal, J’onn, and Clark, he pulls the cowl off so he can concentrate.

Clark, finishing up his points on Luthor’s latest scheme: Any questions?

Hal: I’ve got one. Spooky, how come your nose is all white and flaky?

Bruce, flipping through his mental Rolodex of responses: Hn.

Hal: What, do you have that white nose fungus syndrome that bats get? Lol.

Bruce, stopping his mental Rolodex at Gain Sympathy:

Bruce: Are you treating me unfairly due to my medical condition?

Hal: What?

Bruce: Clark, is this workplace harassment?

Clark: Hal. :(

Hal: But he’s always…????!!! He’s… a BAT?!

Clark: Hal, I’m going have to report this to HR :/

Bruce wakes up on his birthday and sees a giant framed poster hanging on his wall:

Bruce: Okay.

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Bruce, shuffling over to the table where his kids are waiting for his birthday breakfast: I saw your gift.

Cass: Do you like it? I put “awesome.”

Damian: I put “Batman.”

Tim: I put “neurotic.”

Bruce, grabbing a some sausage links and a muffin and shoving them into his robe pocket: I’m…*yawn* mostly wondering who called me a unicycle.

Batkids: *eyeballing each other*

Bruce, slumping back out of the room, yawning again: Thanks for the birthday meal, g’night.

Batkids:

Dick: So who—

Duke, jumping to his feet: LOOK I panicked okay I was the last one to pick and couldn't think of a word for U! Jason stop laughing—

GODDD I'm so mad, i saw people on tt pushing the "fuckboy jason" narrative bc of that ONE dialogue on the last valentines day special about him only doing one night stands.

To me, it was obvious jason did one night stands only, that doesn't mean he's a whore??? he's never had a day of peace in his life and you expect him to find and maintain a healthy relationship???

IMO we all know he's a hopeless romantic but he's mature enough to know he's not in the right place

💫 STARFIRE THEE STALLION 💫

FLAT DIBU

FLAT DIBU

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ID by @tothetrashwhereibelong :

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Flat Dibu

Two pictures of Dibu lying face down on the field sprawled like a starfish, with groaning sounds over it

Flat Dibu

The words "flat Dibu" are in caps and big text. End ID + PT]

Jason:

(Idk i'm bored i guess)

trying to get used to drawing this goober again

Modern Batman comics talking about when Jason Todd was Robin: He was brutal. Unstable. I should've seen the signs... done a better job of training him... raising him...

When Jason Todd was actually Robin:

GIRL WAKE UPPPP, TWO BADDIES UNITED FORCES TODAYYYYYY

SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS, GODDDDD SHE WAS MADE FOR THIS COSPLAY