It’s The Way That I Feel Physically Nauseous Whenever I Remember They Made This LITTLE GUY Homeless

Jason: Gothamites are the most masochistic group of people on the face of the earth.

Tim: Gothamians

Jason:

Jason: what

Tim: Gothamians.

Jason: The fuck are you saying? Gothamites.

Tim: Gothamians.

Jason: Stop it. You’re wrong. Gothamites.

Tim: Gothamians

Jason: Do I need to go into the whole etymology of the fucking word, you little goober? It’s Gothamites. No one in history has ever said Gothamians. Shut up.

Tim:

Jason:

Tim: Gothamians

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Bruce: Where’s Tim?

Jason: don’t worry about it

Bruce: …Now I’m worried about it. Where is he?

Dick, running into the room, distressed: Bruce, Tim has a dictionary glued to his head—

Leaving the Suit Behind? You Are Invited to Fill Out the Robin Exit Interview

OPEN

DC is not beating the superbat allegations

Tim showing up to Wayne Manor aged 13 wearing a t shirt saying "I'm not the step Robin I'm the Robin that stepped up"

I think it's pretty sexy of WFA to make batman trend every goddamn Thursday, like yes queen awake the fandom

Jason Todd adoring strong women who share a name with the greek/roman goddess of hunt (Artemis/Diana).

so do you think that if jay was in ancient greece (i’d add roman empire as well, but greek mythology should stay greek, wtf), he’d be patronized by artemis? he obviously would worship her, there’s no question to that.

considering that she was a goddess of, besides hunt, transition, and care of children, all of which fit jason perfectly. especially considering how much she cares for women and children, which is precisely jason’s priority. and to top it off, it would be pretty much in line with greek mythology “tropes”: a strong goddess patronizes a man who does what she values, and artemis’ values were quite unusual for ancient greece. just like imagine her being utterly shocked that a man, respects???? and protects????? women?????? and then she oversteps her fair prejudices, and gives him her blessing.

and aND AND

HEAR ME OUT!!!!

dick getting blessing from apollo. because, first of all, and let’s be so honest here, his name. already enough of an argument i fear. but also beauty, and youth, and the performance 🤌🤌🤌 moreover, i feel like apollo would find it so fun to patronize a brother of his sister’s protege who also happens to be interesting enough to follow and observe. and the sibling drama there - peak, so fun to watch.

i can also see artemis being constantly unpleased with the way jason’s family situation unfolds, emphasizing with him, while apollo is having fun.

extra point if both twins decided to patronize batboys because of how tough for them their mothers’ deaths were.

after initially creating all of these for jason, i got a consultation from the dick-grayson-sage @gaywineauntsstuff who mentioned donna, and i hate to say it but…

DONNA FITS THE ARTEMIS THING SO MUCH, I NEED IT RN, AND ALL OF THESE BUT ARTEMIS PATRONIZING DONNA AND APOLLO PATRONIZING DICK - PEAK SIBLINGISM. I NEED IT RIGHT THIS MOMENT IN FRONT OF ME. SHE’D BE SUCH A BADASS PATRONIZED BY A BADASS, THEY’D BE UNSTOPPABLE.

jason version, don’t get me wrong, i still love you, but i also love donna troy, and i respect artemis’ overall decision to not get involved with men 🙏 plus jay already has his own artemis at home

Bernard having dinner with the Bats:

Bernard *in the middle of dessert*: Y'know, Batman is such a liar

Bruce *setting down his glass*: Excuse me?

Bernard: Well he has this whole 'I am the Night, I work Alone' speech but I have literally never seen him alone?

Dick and Tim *silently dying*

Damian: Explain, Dowd

Bernard: Well he's always had his emotional support orphans-

Jason and Cass: *cackling*

Bernard: -and he works with the Justice League. Plus he clearly has a thing for Superman-

Bruce: Batman...is in love....with Superman?

Bernard: *nodding sagely* Oh yeah, my gaydar is always on point and Batman is 100% bi

Bruce: *Staring straight ahead* Batman is bi?

Bernard: Yeah I know, but it's kinda obvious. Like my thing for Red Robin-

*Tim dying loudly, Jason howling*

Bernard: -Or Nightwing. Nightwing's hot.

Dick: *chokes on his ice cream*

the lollipop thing is the cutest ngl

Nightwing #89 Preview

What we got from it:

Stretchy bat cowl

Pouty bat dad

Lollipops in the utility belt

Lollipops in the utility belt

Lollipops in the utility belt

reblog to beat the joker to death

THIS CUNT CYBERPUNK JASON I JUST PICKED UP????