I love him
(I love him so fucking much)
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• when he was young he fell into a snow drift playing tag with his brother and reckon sent a whole search party to find him
R : where were you
C : well...
B : we were playing tag
C : and I fell in a snow drift
R : [mock disappointed dad sigh]
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• tried to piss off the wall the fist time Rickon brought him but got scared
{In the elevator}
C : dad I herd stories of men of the nights watch piss off the wall
R : [heavy sigh] yes you can piss off the wall
{On the wall}
R : well you going to do it
C : [shakes his head like he's trying to give himself whiplash]
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• he widdled multiple little wood statues of Arra in different styles while she was pregnant
A : what are you doing lord husband?
C : making you something my lady wife
A : is it another little me?
C : yep :)
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• when Arra passed he took baby Rickon to the crypto so he cold put one of the figurines on her statue
C : put it right there [points at the statues open palm while holding baby rickon
BR : [babbling like a cutie as he puts the statue down]
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• Alysanne taught him how to braid hair and he claimed to not like it but constantly braided his hair on hunts to keep it out of his face
C : why are you teaching me this lady wife?
A : its a good skill to know now that you have daughters lord husband
C : why is it such a good skill can't I just teach them how to weald a sword
A : because braids are ladylike swords aren't
C : how about I teach them how to widdle
A : fine
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• carved all his daughters wolves each one very different and while carving them didn't sleep for 3 days
A : are you making something for the girls?
C : yes
A : have you slept in the past 2 days
C : no
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•slept with Jace more than once while he was up north and he sneezes agresively
[After a "fun filled evening"]
J: [sleeping peacfully]
C:[insert rally loud agresive sneeze]
J: what the fuck
I love him and his va sm
*drinks sparkling cider because he doesn't like the taste of chaplain
S: Van
V: yes
S: can you swap this for cider
V: fine
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*more then once got piss drunk and flirted with vander
S: heY prEttY MamA
V: God not again
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*before and After Vander died he would where vander's shirts to bed
J: why do you have cancers shirt on
S: [has no had his coffee yet] why do you ask so many questions
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*Met sevika because she flirted with him thinking he was a female
S:[whistle]
Sil: I'm a man with a boyfriend
S: oh shit
F:[cackles in bad hairdresser]
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*He's a transiting from female to male
S: VANDER
V: yes
S: does it look like my boobs are coming back in?
V: no?
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*He LOVES oranges
S: Jinx!
J: yes
S: did you eat the last orange
J: no (lying out of her ass)
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Heads-up character Dan from the fandoms that I do all you have to do is you ask And I shall give
On more than one occasion when he was younger (toddler age) Played in Cersies closet
C: Joff...
J: [looking like a tiny diva in his mamas dress] yes mama
C:... having fun?
J:[insert whiplash nod}
When Robert would get piss drunk he would try on his crown
R: What are ya doin boy [but hella slured]
J: nothing father
R: [drunk ass shrug]
On more than one occasion read about how all the Targaryens died
MP: What are you doing your grace [but however pycel would say it]
J: reading
MP: about what?
J: Death
Tried to learn different flower types for Margery
J: rohdeodundurin
M: close its rhododendron
J:[slams book] I don't like this
Choses his fits the night before
J: antlers and gold or antlers and black?
J: fuck it lets go red and gold
• he eats helaenas bugs if they make to much noise
H: Aegon I'm missing a cricket
A: oh? [fuck fuck fuck]
H: do you know where it went?
A: no...
H: you ate it(?)
A: yeah... :( it was to loud
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• Loves to play barbies with Jahaera
J: " mandy you cheating wench"
A: [utterly shook about the tea]
J: "Daniel I did mean to"
J: "so you triped and fell into someone else's bed!?"
(insert child smacking dolls together)
A: " oh my god" [more utter shock]
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• One time tried to give Sunfyer wine
A : Sunfyer [insert the noise that dentists make when telling you to open up]
S: [opens his mouth]
A: [splashes whole goblet of wine into Sunfyer's mouth] stay clam
S: [doesn't stay calm]
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• he has A box embroidered bug patterns that helaena made for him
A : is it a spider since I am as cunning as one
H : ... No
A : Then what is it?
H : A cockroach
A: ...
A : its because I have a big cock isn't it(he said it like a cocky bitch)
H : no
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• Got so drunk oh his and helaena's wedding night and tried to eat the comforter in there room
H: (studying a caterpillar and off in her own world)
A: nom (starts munching on the comforter)
H: (looks at Aegon before deciding she doesn't give 2 fucks)
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• has attempted to steal Aemond's sapphire eye more than once
Aemond: what are you doing (sick of his shit)
A: FUCK (dips out and hides in the nursery for the rest of the day)
I just kinda doAWoIaF, RE, arcane, domina, ROME(05)We love the boys the girls and the gaysDazai was here :>
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