Joffrey HC'S

My opinion my rules

Aegon II HC's

• he eats helaenas bugs if they make to much noise

H: Aegon I'm missing a cricket

A: oh? [fuck fuck fuck]

H: do you know where it went?

A: no...

H: you ate it(?)

A: yeah... :( it was to loud

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• Loves to play barbies with Jahaera

J: " mandy you cheating wench"

A: [utterly shook about the tea]

J: "Daniel I did mean to"

J: "so you triped and fell into someone else's bed!?"

(insert child smacking dolls together)

A: " oh my god" [more utter shock]

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• One time tried to give Sunfyer wine

A : Sunfyer [insert the noise that dentists make when telling you to open up]

S: [opens his mouth]

A: [splashes whole goblet of wine into Sunfyer's mouth] stay clam

S: [doesn't stay calm]

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• he has A box embroidered bug patterns that helaena made for him

A : is it a spider since I am as cunning as one

H : ... No

A : Then what is it?

H : A cockroach

A: ...

A : its because I have a big cock isn't it(he said it like a cocky bitch)

H : no

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• Got so drunk oh his and helaena's wedding night and tried to eat the comforter in there room

H: (studying a caterpillar and off in her own world)

A: nom (starts munching on the comforter)

H: (looks at Aegon before deciding she doesn't give 2 fucks)

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• has attempted to steal Aemond's sapphire eye more than once

Aemond: what are you doing (sick of his shit)

A: FUCK (dips out and hides in the nursery for the rest of the day)

Silco HC'S

I love him and his va sm

*drinks sparkling cider because he doesn't like the taste of chaplain

S: Van

V: yes

S: can you swap this for cider

V: fine

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*more then once got piss drunk and flirted with vander

S: heY prEttY MamA

V: God not again

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*before and After Vander died he would where vander's shirts to bed

J: why do you have cancers shirt on

S: [has no had his coffee yet] why do you ask so many questions

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*Met sevika because she flirted with him thinking he was a female

S:[whistle]

Sil: I'm a man with a boyfriend

S: oh shit

F:[cackles in bad hairdresser]

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*He's a transiting from female to male

S: VANDER

V: yes

S: does it look like my boobs are coming back in?

V: no?

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*He LOVES oranges

S: Jinx!

J: yes

S: did you eat the last orange

J: no (lying out of her ass)

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Heads-up character Dan from the fandoms that I do all you have to do is you ask And I shall give

Cregan stark HC's

I love him

(I love him so fucking much)

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• when he was young he fell into a snow drift playing tag with his brother and reckon sent a whole search party to find him

R : where were you

C : well...

B : we were playing tag

C : and I fell in a snow drift

R : [mock disappointed dad sigh]

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• tried to piss off the wall the fist time Rickon brought him but got scared

{In the elevator}

C : dad I herd stories of men of the nights watch piss off the wall

R : [heavy sigh] yes you can piss off the wall

{On the wall}

R : well you going to do it

C : [shakes his head like he's trying to give himself whiplash]

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• he widdled multiple little wood statues of Arra in different styles while she was pregnant

A : what are you doing lord husband?

C : making you something my lady wife

A : is it another little me?

C : yep :)

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• when Arra passed he took baby Rickon to the crypto so he cold put one of the figurines on her statue

C : put it right there [points at the statues open palm while holding baby rickon

BR : [babbling like a cutie as he puts the statue down]

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• Alysanne taught him how to braid hair and he claimed to not like it but constantly braided his hair on hunts to keep it out of his face

C : why are you teaching me this lady wife?

A : its a good skill to know now that you have daughters lord husband

C : why is it such a good skill can't I just teach them how to weald a sword

A : because braids are ladylike swords aren't

C : how about I teach them how to widdle

A : fine

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• carved all his daughters wolves each one very different and while carving them didn't sleep for 3 days

A : are you making something for the girls?

C : yes

A : have you slept in the past 2 days

C : no

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•slept with Jace more than once while he was up north and he sneezes agresively

[After a "fun filled evening"]

J: [sleeping peacfully]

C:[insert rally loud agresive sneeze]

J: what the fuck