Imaboringtwat - Idk What To Put Here

*in siri voice*

"Pain has successfully been relieved."

*star trek noises*

"Thank you for using our service. Would you like to leave feedback?"

elon stink's voice echoing all the way from his stupid mansion in america: AHGHGHGHGSAJGDJHGASDGHJASHGHHHH

me: thank you, 5 stars, siri.

Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk

Began reading The Crow Road last night, partly because of Good Omens s2 and partly because it just sounded interesting

Obviously, it's the book that Crowley gave Muriel S2 Ep6, everyone knows that by now

It's also one of the books Gabriel picks up and reads, hence "it was the day my grandmother exploded" - which, killer hook btw

It's rather good so far. Even did some digging, obviously finding out about what "the crow road" is and how it links to Good Omens with the theme of the afterlife

Either way I'll keep you all updated as I read along, it's a huge book

Happy Chaos: Get in, loser! We’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)