Always Remember To Hydrate Your Gremlin

Me realizing I’m stuck on lake tower now cause there’s still a bunch of mobs I just sneaked past

There are few things that are worse in context than out of context

I present to you my discovery

I’m scared and I’m going in

As usual I have no ducking clue what I’m doing

I dub thee ………….. woodchuck

Someone give me gods reaction to me freakin out cause confusion have a small mental break down and then figure things out because I can watch my my hero academia

Fuck gender dysphoria I’m having gender euphoria

I have THIGHS and they’re soft and warm and they’re mine. I am a warm glob of soft flesh and I am fucking perfect

The real villian in paper Mario for the n64 is prof kolorodo god I hate him and his British ways

I KNOW FOR A FACT HE STOLE ARTIFACTS FROM DRY DRY RUINS AND HES PROBABLY GONNA START THE FUCKING BRITISH MUSEUM

also I’m still sad we didn’t get to hire a house sitter and bring Luigi with

What if you wanted to dance but god said no

I have arthritis and it sucks I just want to be on stage I just want to be part of musical

Instead of not being able to put a shulker chest in a shulker chest

It should be you can but the results are the same results as putting a bag of holding in a bag of holding