I have super weird dreams. Now this is all fine and good , the problem arises because I can’t tell dream from reality and I spend several minutes wondering where I got an intricate puzzle box i remember seeing in my bed stand and then realize it never existed and this peace of a memory is probably from a dream I had 2 months ago , I also dream with some irregularities as I often don’t dream cuasing more confusion. My grasp on reality has always been very loose one time I woke up went to sleep and thought i was getting ready for the day it sucks
Me waking up and going to grab my phone realizeing it’s dead and knowing full well I plugged it into it charger…….. looks a wall outlet, but I forgot to plug it’s charger into the damn wall
It 3 am time to scream (internally because i live with 3 other people) for no good reason
I just realized that Voldemort is a lich and a horcruxe is just a canopic urn
Someone please help me find the blog of the person whos tumbler name is “surprisedentistry” I have searched many times and all I want is to hear of more of the hygincs their cat MeatBall gets into
My fucking god
Is owning a kea legal in minisosta
I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.
The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.
And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.
Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.
I love designing things wether it be furniture ,interior,exterior,a makeup look, an outfit, architecture, that’s why i love toca hair salon 4 and today my brain decided it wants to show off to random people on the internet so
We’ll time to rain bombs
FLUFFY WORM NEW CULT Every body it’s worships this fucking thing I need to stop spontaneously making cults this is the 5 one of course there all joke cults but still
Desert Golden Mole, “Night on Earth” Episode 1, via Amp
Or as a punishment
Omfg the one on top left is pure mood
moodboard for when your beloved mutual says something nice to you