MC: Please, I'm Begging You To Stay At The Hospital.

Julius: I CAN'T DO IT!

MC, having a crisis: I CAN'T EITHER!

Julius: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Tim: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Julius:

Julius: I appreciate it,

Julius: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Bernd: Julius-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lucy: Julius we gotta-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Julius: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Julius, motioning to Mr. Crow and J.K. Night: NOT FUCKING THIS

MC: I just ended a four year relationship.

Jake: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

MC: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dan and Jessy fighting from across the room*

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

MC: WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTIN?!

J.K Night: He died.

MC: He WHAT!?

J.K Night: He died, but he's okay!

MC:.....Can you please clarify?

J.K Night: Clarification is for the weak.

J.K. Night: We could be lurking ANYWHERE! See you soon 💞

MC:

Julius, to MC: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

MC,motioning to themselves and Shadow: No, no no no no, TWO idiots!

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

If MC actually went to duskwood:

MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Jessy: I can’t believe you've been helping us, and yet, you won’t let anyone get to know you.

Jake: You people already know too much about me.

Dan: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us get to know you.