J.K. Night: Fool Me Once, I'm Gonna Kill You 💞

MC: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Julius: Mine just says "Julius no."

MC: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Jessy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Darkness: How am I supposed to know?

MC: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Darkness: *sighs*

Darkness: You wouldn't be trapped.

Julius joining the group in a nutshell:

Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Bernd: Language!

Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language

Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?

Roxy: 'the fuck word'

Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Valentin: Oh my god they censored it

Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.

Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.

Julius, to MC: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

MC,motioning to themselves and Shadow: No, no no no no, TWO idiots!

Cleo: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

If MC actually went to duskwood:

MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

MC: I don’t know how to do that.

Richy: I don’t wear a watch.

Dan: Time is a construct.

Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck