Bernd, Watching The News: Someone Tried To Fight A Squid At The Aquarium Today!

Dr. Crow: Where's our patients ?

J.K. Night: We're playing hide and seek.

Dr. Crow: Where?

J.K. Night: I don't think you get how this game works.

MC: I just ended a four year relationship.

Jake: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

MC: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dan and Jessy fighting from across the room*

Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

*The Healing Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Valentin: Thanks fam!

Tim: oh no

Anna: *cries* I love you too

Roxy: Sounds fake but okay

Lucy: *A flustered mess*

Julius: can i get a refund

Players replaying duskwood be like:

MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Jake: Is it me, MC?

MC: No, it’s not you.

Jessy: Is it me, MC?

MC: It’s not you either.

Richy: Is it me, MC?

MC:

MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?

MC: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Julius: Mine just says "Julius no."

MC: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals

Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with MC doesn't mean I know how I did it.