In Light Of The Upcoming Holiday, Remember It Is Cool And Sexy To Murder Politicians.

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

You seen that one episode of South Park?

Y'all heard Precipice yet from the new Minecraft update? Holy fuck. Listen to it now and get back to me.

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Get ready to re-live the Bad Kids' freshman year journey - with a few twists 🦉🐻

Dimension 20's Fantasy High is coming to @webtoon on March 31!

So not only is the song named ‘Odysseus’, like how every other monster song is named after the monster in it (See: Polyphemus, Scylla, and Charybdis), but the background vocals also chant ‘Odysseus’ like how ‘Polyphemus’ is chanted in the Cyclops saga, the beats of Odysseus’ arrows hitting the suitors are the same timing as the club hitting Ody’s men, and Ody aims for the suitors’s torches similarly to Scylla.

I could probably write a term paper about the similarities between Ody and the monsters, but these are the most obvious ones.

Do you wanna know what bugs me?

The fact that Astarion, the character built on having seduced and manipulated hundreds of people for his master - who routinely disguises himself and lies to get out of situations - whose inspiration points all rely on trickery….

Has a 10 in Charisma.

He has no modifier to his charisma rolls.

He has nothing.

And yet he gets everyone to love him.

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a piece of media wherein there was:

- a mystery centred around the death of this high-status asshole who kind of isn’t dead

- a main character audience-insert who you never see and who must solve this murder with the help of the other characters

- the ex-wife of said high-status asshole, who hates him and has powers of precognition

- someone who was framed for the death of the asshole and has to flee

- a pre-established (and possibly romantic) relationship between the audience-insert and their ‘boss’

- that ‘boss’ character, who tells the audience-insert half truths in order to protect* them

…I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

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wait people sleep with their doors closed????