Got Sent Home For Threatening To Come Out To My Grandparents To Spice The Family Reunion Up

putting the ✨BI✨ in FBI since 1993 👽

My absolute favourite thing ever was finally sitting my dad down to address the elephant in the room. Which was the fact he needed to look into ADHD. Like no dad it's not normal at 50 smth years of age to not be able to sit still for a minute without going insane, not focus long enough to get through children's book, be so obsessed with star wars u known the average temperatures on Hoth, miss meals or become so dehydrated u need to seek medical attention because u forgot food and water existed , not fall asleep because u are too busy wondering all night abt random things like the history or tumble dryer, have so much excess energy u need to run on the treadmill for atleast an hour a day, go on random Wikipedia rabbit holes once every few days concerning ur latest obsession, start food fights with random people for fun, loose things to the point u have to buy a replacement every week only to find the old one when u get home, get emotionally attached to trainers that u come up w names for them, have people avoid u because they think u r really weird because u only want to talk abt ur latest interest and all round be the in real life version of Phil Dunphy.

JUST FOR HIM TO RESPOND " oh, okay."

U hear someone squealing " Wheeeeeeeee!" only to find I'm doing donuts in the car park

Finally watching teen wolf after ages of not being able to is like sun beams breaking through the trees.

These next doctor who episodes are going to be so good

I need to stare at the air in empty rooms to assert my dominance over the ghosts

I hate when I let someone see my awesome sauce personality but instead of being amazed I get allegations concerning my whereabouts on the spectrum

That avengers movie better just be 2hrs long of Cherik arguing over who gets custody of the kids

behind every gay mutant is a gayer, more evil, gay mutant

Nothing is more therapeutic than seeing a teacher that made your life hell for years when you were little once you have left and being able to finally shout " F you !" in the street to them without having to worry about getting a detention or being singled out from every activity.

Why is biphobia a thing? What did the number two ever do to u guys , huh?