ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
So majestic. # dailyuglyjaden
# therecanonlybeone
HEY TUMBLR
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
Get the booty, Winkle! GET IT!
This. Is. Fantastic. ;)
Here’s the full version! First verse written by davidtennantssideburns, second and third by me.
Do you want to steal a TARDIS? Come on, let’s fly away I never see you anymore What are the ‘drums of war?’ It’s like you’ve gone insane! We used to be best buddies and now we’re not — I wish you could tell me why… Do you want to steal a TARDIS? We could go on an adventure! (Go away, Doctor.) Okay, bye…
Do you want to steal a TARDIS? We’ll go to planets far and wide It’s so lonely out here without you — Well, I’ve got companions, true — But I still want you by my side! (Allons-y!) You’re the only other Time Lord in all of space; Think what we both could do! (*Master taps*) Master, please won’t you regenerate — I know you really can. I don’t know why I can’t through, I’ve always known that you can be a better man. We’ve always had each other, just you and me… What am I gonna do? Do you wanna steal a TARDIS…?
Holy damn :)
Some people just know how to do birthday cards.
Whay have you done tumblr. .. WHAT . HAVE. YOOOOU DONE..?!!?
Everybody just move to Canada
Gay marriage is legal nationwide and abortion is, and I quote, “a decision made by a woman and her doctor.”
Come to Canada, guys
Canada good