when she says she doesn’t send nudes
Literally right under this 😭
My bf is standing there so polite. I need to edit him onto the meme of not allowing pets in the apartment, but allowing one because it looks polite. Something like "sorry. No evil Marks allowed in this dimension." "*Insert photo*" "Ok I will make an exception for one because he looks very polite"
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
good read for teachers.
“Don’t you let it rise on the reaping.”
This is what it looks like when I piss btw
Raining rainbows
I saw you love red, white, and royal blue and I've just gotta ask you: have you heard of Burn the House Down by Kenna Jenkins? It's an alternate history novel abt the 1st woman president and her secret sapphic relationship/bearded marriage with her mlm best friend. It also includes a subplot about arson at the White House, ft. An entirely queer main cast and really fleshed out characters, and has a really satisfying ending!
That sounds amazing!! I'll definitely need to check it out.
deadbeat daughter
haymitch seeing a bunny: "how could I possibly kill a creature that brings to mind my girl?" 🥺
snow seeing mockingjays:
Allen, she/they/he, in a lot of fandoms
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