No, I Don't Hate Fifty Shades Of Grey Because It's Freaky. Do Whatever You Want, I Don't Care. You Know

No, I don't hate Fifty Shades of Grey because it's freaky. Do whatever you want, I don't care. You know why I hate Fifty Shades?

Because Christian Grey had every opportunity to become Batman and he didn't. He had the dead parents, he had the money, the brooding- he was SET. And instead of becoming the Dark Knight, what does he do? He becomes a freakazoid.

Unforgivable.

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