GOD I FUCKING;LOVE. CHARACTERS

not!sasha goes by any pronouns except for they/them

because she is not!them

Hear me out

Fans latching onto Steve as the odd mascot for Corroded Coffin

BUT the band lean into it, putting Steve on all the album covers. Just normal guy Steve in an apocalyptic wasteland. Normal guy Steve in a graveyard. Normal guy Steve with his hands on his hips staring disapprovingly at a lich

Hes always in his yellow sweater and the fans love it and start cosplaying him or cutting out his picture and adding it to other bands album covers where he looks just as ridiculous

Bonus points if it all starts before Steve and Eddie are even dating and having Steve as their mascot is the best excuse Eddie's gonna get to keep him around more

Y’all are really out there havin sex? I thought we just blogged about it

the archivist before his morning statement

I adore the fact that Michael Distortion is described as having a horrible laugh that sounds like a headache etc etc and then Michael Shelley shows up and turns out he's just always laughed like that. Jon and Co. were just bullying this poor man for his natural laugh this whole time

I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle

The Paladin♥️, the Bard♣️, the Cleric♦️, and the Ranger♠️

Look, pal, when I say "fanfiction does not have the cultural reach to be able to change social perceptions of controversial topics"

what I mean is "if Game of Thrones could not manage to normalize incest, a handful of shipcest fics on AO3 with 50 kudos each sure aren't going to manage to normalize it!"

And you know that. In your heart you know it.

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

Posting this here because these names were just so cute, congrats to the winners 💙💖