My Writing Sounds Like I’m Trying To Imitate Shakespeare.

🍁🦃🍂I can’t believe my dumbass decided to try dieting right before thanksgiving🍂🦃🍁

I just went to Chuck E Cheese for the first time since I was a kid and no joke I got way to into it. Like we went there for my cousins kid, but honestly, I found something I liked and I fucking got it.

🥱I dreamt😴 about 📚book shopping 🛍 today. 😓At least😩 it wasn’t 📄homework/college🏫 related this time 🕐 lol 😝

O p - C e n t e r by T o m C l a n c y

G e r a l d ’ s G a m e by S t e p h e n K i n g

T h e Z o m b i e S u r v i v a l G u i d e : C o m p l e t e P r o t e c t i o n F r o m T h e L i v i n g D e a d by M a x B r o o k s

T h e P a t i e n t by M i c h a e l P a l m e r

T h e C o l o r a d o K i d by S t e p h e n K i n g

M y N a m e I s R e d by O r h a n P a m u k

T h e G o l d f i n c h b y D o n n a T a r t t

T h e S c i e n c e F i c t i o n C o l l e c t i o n , B o o k C l u b : H o u s t o n , H o u s t o n D o Y o u R e a d ? by J a m e s T i p t r e e , J r

T h e S c i e n c e F i c t i o n Co l l e c t i o n , B o o k C l u b : S t a r d a n c e by S p i d e r and J e a n n e R o b i n s o n

B o s s y p a n t s by T i n a F e y

H i r o s h i m a by J o h n H e r s e y

E y e F o r A n E y e by T . F r a n k M u i r

G i r l I n T h e B l u e C o a t by M o n i c a H e s s e

T h e F e v e r by M e g a n A b b o t t

T h e S u n A n d H e r F l o w e r s by R u p i K a u r

T h e D e v i l ’ s D i c t i o n a r y by A m b r o s e B i e r c e

U n d e r T h e D o m e by S t e p h e n K i n g

S a t u r n ’ s R a c e by L a r r y N i v e n and S t e v e n B a r n e s

What I want to say every time I see my relatives: Milord, Milady, THE FAVORITE, little shitletts.

Constantly going between (the stages of) hating going to college (being afraid and all that shit) and being so (incredibly) happy for it

Me: Study for the big test that will literally determine if you pass or not

Inner me: Get high

I got a Nendoroid (496, Koizumi Hanayo) and I fucking love it. I really hope I don’t get addicted to these things.

You ever just watch a movie and once it’s over you WANT to cry but ¿¿it doesn’t make sense?? cause the movie wasn’t SAD or anything it was just so beautiful you want to scream AND sob

So, I have another addiction. I buy more books than I can read. I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE! There’s an actual fucking PILE of books in my office that hasn’t gone down! I’m FUCKED you guys, I’M FUCKED.