What I Want To Say Every Time I See My Relatives: Milord, Milady, THE FAVORITE, Little Shitletts.

You ever just watch a movie and once it’s over you WANT to cry but ¿¿it doesn’t make sense?? cause the movie wasn’t SAD or anything it was just so beautiful you want to scream AND sob

My first Furby and new addition to the family

EDEN

Eden was made by Louie inc. on Mercari.

Does anyone else just hate their tits. Like absolutely despises them. I just looked in the mirror, saw them, and felt nauseous. God I want to throw up so bad. Why are they there?! And why do I have to have them?!?

What are we to cats?

Gods?

Aliens?

Just people?

I forgot how much of Monster Musume is just ass and titties.

NEVER WATCH IN THE TALL GRASS WHILE HIGH AS FUCK

I can’t believe my pornstash costs/will cost me $176.40

My writing sounds like I’m trying to imitate Shakespeare.

🍁🦃🍂I can’t believe my dumbass decided to try dieting right before thanksgiving🍂🦃🍁

I just went to Chuck E Cheese for the first time since I was a kid and no joke I got way to into it. Like we went there for my cousins kid, but honestly, I found something I liked and I fucking got it.