My First Furby And New Addition To The Family

🥱I dreamt😴 about 📚book shopping 🛍 today. 😓At least😩 it wasn’t 📄homework/college🏫 related this time 🕐 lol 😝

What I want to say every time I see my relatives: Milord, Milady, THE FAVORITE, little shitletts.

I forgot how much of Monster Musume is just ass and titties.

It cost me 500 tickets to get this fucker. (We still had +2000 extra tickets).

I just went to Chuck E Cheese for the first time since I was a kid and no joke I got way to into it. Like we went there for my cousins kid, but honestly, I found something I liked and I fucking got it.

O p - C e n t e r by T o m C l a n c y

G e r a l d ’ s G a m e by S t e p h e n K i n g

T h e Z o m b i e S u r v i v a l G u i d e : C o m p l e t e P r o t e c t i o n F r o m T h e L i v i n g D e a d by M a x B r o o k s

T h e P a t i e n t by M i c h a e l P a l m e r

T h e C o l o r a d o K i d by S t e p h e n K i n g

M y N a m e I s R e d by O r h a n P a m u k

T h e G o l d f i n c h b y D o n n a T a r t t

T h e S c i e n c e F i c t i o n C o l l e c t i o n , B o o k C l u b : H o u s t o n , H o u s t o n D o Y o u R e a d ? by J a m e s T i p t r e e , J r

T h e S c i e n c e F i c t i o n Co l l e c t i o n , B o o k C l u b : S t a r d a n c e by S p i d e r and J e a n n e R o b i n s o n

B o s s y p a n t s by T i n a F e y

H i r o s h i m a by J o h n H e r s e y

E y e F o r A n E y e by T . F r a n k M u i r

G i r l I n T h e B l u e C o a t by M o n i c a H e s s e

T h e F e v e r by M e g a n A b b o t t

T h e S u n A n d H e r F l o w e r s by R u p i K a u r

T h e D e v i l ’ s D i c t i o n a r y by A m b r o s e B i e r c e

U n d e r T h e D o m e by S t e p h e n K i n g

S a t u r n ’ s R a c e by L a r r y N i v e n and S t e v e n B a r n e s

Constantly going between (the stages of) hating going to college (being afraid and all that shit) and being so (incredibly) happy for it

Me: Study for the big test that will literally determine if you pass or not

Inner me: Get high

My writing sounds like I’m trying to imitate Shakespeare.

I would definitely try to kill myself before school; if that didn’t work I’d just slap on a bandaid and get on the bus like nothing happened.

Just watched Train to Busan and I’m still sobbing.