Batfam Meets Seafam (miasma Au)

batfam meets seafam (miasma au)

alfred, frantically running after a group of people as they walk through the front door: "sirs, madams, you cannot be here! i demand you leave willing this instant or you will removed by force!"

percy, poking his head out of the library, followed closely by jason, duke and billy: "alfred? whats going- ah shit."

amphitrite, effortlessly graceful: "language, perseus"

rhode, immediately tackling him and squeezing the air out of his lungs: "PERCYY!! oh im so glad to see you!!"

percy, strangled: "it's only been 8 months-"

poseidon taking a hand off of tritons shoulder to rest it on percys before also pulling him into a firm hug: "my son, it is great to see you in such good health. you have grown into your powers nicely-"

triton, tripping over his feet the second poseidon lifts his hand: "HOW DO YOU MORTALS USE THESE AWFUL APPENDAGES"

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*everyone gathered in the gaming room so theres enough space for them all*

triton who has insisted on introducing percy the 'proper way fitting of a child of poseidon' to every notable person: "it is my solemn duty to formerly introduce prince perseus jackson, son of sally jackson and poseidon, saviour of olympus, hero of olympus, champion of hera-"

billy, trying not to sound awed: "ok overachiever"

triton: "-former praetor of the 12th leigon, head councillor of cabin 3, one of the prophesied seven-"

poseidon, grabbing percy by the scruff of the neck while he's trying to escape: "i don't know why he does this every time. it is not his solemn duty."

amphitrite: "it is also not how children of poseidon are addressed"

triton: "-slayer of the giant polybotes, slayer of medusa, slayer of the minotaur, slayer of-"

duke unimpressed because he's heard multiple of these stories but also saw percy walk into the same sliding glass door 5 times in 20 minutes: "is he breathing?"

jason, openly gawking and having a nerd breakdown: "do gods need to breathe?"

triton: "-formerly bore the curse of achilles, holder of the sky, survivor of tartarus, and wanted criminal across multiple continents"

dick: "that's what you end on??"

steph: "saving the best for last obviously"

percy who's had to sit through this so many times its his version of boots by ruyard kipling: "and this is my brother triton"