Tim Wayne

This is targeted

batfam meets seafam (miasma au)

alfred, frantically running after a group of people as they walk through the front door: "sirs, madams, you cannot be here! i demand you leave willing this instant or you will removed by force!"

percy, poking his head out of the library, followed closely by jason, duke and billy: "alfred? whats going- ah shit."

amphitrite, effortlessly graceful: "language, perseus"

rhode, immediately tackling him and squeezing the air out of his lungs: "PERCYY!! oh im so glad to see you!!"

percy, strangled: "it's only been 8 months-"

poseidon taking a hand off of tritons shoulder to rest it on percys before also pulling him into a firm hug: "my son, it is great to see you in such good health. you have grown into your powers nicely-"

triton, tripping over his feet the second poseidon lifts his hand: "HOW DO YOU MORTALS USE THESE AWFUL APPENDAGES"

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*everyone gathered in the gaming room so theres enough space for them all*

triton who has insisted on introducing percy the 'proper way fitting of a child of poseidon' to every notable person: "it is my solemn duty to formerly introduce prince perseus jackson, son of sally jackson and poseidon, saviour of olympus, hero of olympus, champion of hera-"

billy, trying not to sound awed: "ok overachiever"

triton: "-former praetor of the 12th leigon, head councillor of cabin 3, one of the prophesied seven-"

poseidon, grabbing percy by the scruff of the neck while he's trying to escape: "i don't know why he does this every time. it is not his solemn duty."

amphitrite: "it is also not how children of poseidon are addressed"

triton: "-slayer of the giant polybotes, slayer of medusa, slayer of the minotaur, slayer of-"

duke unimpressed because he's heard multiple of these stories but also saw percy walk into the same sliding glass door 5 times in 20 minutes: "is he breathing?"

jason, openly gawking and having a nerd breakdown: "do gods need to breathe?"

triton: "-formerly bore the curse of achilles, holder of the sky, survivor of tartarus, and wanted criminal across multiple continents"

dick: "that's what you end on??"

steph: "saving the best for last obviously"

percy who's had to sit through this so many times its his version of boots by ruyard kipling: "and this is my brother triton"

Netflix d

I love my emotions and how it's like a mist like smoke from a cigar

It curls around my guts and then it rises when I'm upset to my throat and clogs and sweetens it so it's sticky and sickly sweet and then it waters my eyes and huffs out of my nose til it clouds above me and fills the space until everything is blurry

When I'm kinda nervous I imagine it and kinda feel it?? Traveling down my legs and shins and the ground absorbs it and my feet stick and leave residue until I feel lighter

And when I'm happy it twirls around my intestines and wraps around the muscles in my thighs and biceps and fills my cheeks and ears

I pretend to smoke it out when I'm feeling idk like I inhale it and let it swirl in my lungs before it rots and steeps out of my fingers and I blow it out

Like right now, it's in the soles of my feet and my wrist.It happens when I wanna like shake em it makes me really giddy?? I guess??

Lick

hermes and mistletoe ... i know what you people want and i am santa here to deliver presents

I need a watch the world burn anamatic with Vampire King! Dick grayson I need it so bad

Shut this shit down it's actually so creepy

"You will never find someone who loves and cares about you like I do."

That's something abusive husbands say to their wives right before murdering them.

This is pure bullshit abuser propaganda.

Better than trump 👅

“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”

I've had this vision in my mind for ages so I finally decided to take a stab at drawing a cover for one of my favourite novels⚡