Shut This Shit Down It's Actually So Creepy

Idk how my parents didn't think that me crying and screaming and locking myself away from people because I had clothes with tags on them/things with weird sleeves that felt weird on my arms bothered me was how every kid was.

No legit how did they think it was normal

Add ice to ur milk

(This is targeted)

Im reading a fic, and they listed characters as emotionally competent. First was Dick for some reason, and then it was STEPHANIE? HELLO?

AN ALNST AU IM GONNA SOBBBB

Netflix d

Dick Grayson would listen to more than ABBA. Yes he listens to musicals and pop but he also listens to MCR and Metallica I don't make the rules he listens to ICP but pretends not to because the shade he would get!

Anyways add more variety to your nightwing Playlists if I see one more that's "AJR! ABBA! MAYBE FALL OUT BOY!" I'll lose my mind

Literally what's this then

Are ur pants on fiya

neva

having Jason Todd as your boyfriend means that he's often covered in random bite marks, some people assume he owns a cat and he hums and agrees with them

yeah, sure, he's got a feral kitty at home, one that randomly bites his thick thighs and stomach when he's doing nothing but innocently reading in the comfort of his own home.

trying to stop you from biting by putting your head in the crook of his arm does little to deter you as you just bite his meaty, muscled forearms so he just accepts his fate and lets you get out your excess cuteness aggression by biting him

maybe he'd even push a finger or two in your mouth for you to gnaw on, pushing the pads of his fingertips to your tongue and letting you look stupid and drool all over his fingers before he lets you drool over something bigger.

Just.. maybe don't bite him over there, yeah?

Currently swayed into the ‘Believe it or not, living with a British guy for decades WILL give Bruce an accent’ bandwagon.

It'd be so cute if it only slips out when Bruce does. He maintains a silence to Batman, when he prowls, — because Gotham isn't a gentle animal, so he can't be, either, — the lesser the chances to be recognized by voice, the better.

Nonetheless, talking can't be avoided forever. Especially not when dealing with scared people that have to be reassured.

“You know we’re basically CPS for adults, right?”

“Except we do our jobs.”

Martinez looks up at the sky, biting back a cackle, because he’ll be DAMNED if he laughs at this freak’s jokes. “I hate it when you're funny.”

He’s positive Batman frowns in confusion because he tilts his head, emulating a confused dog. “I’m not trying to be.”

“Oh, go FUCK yourself.”

Batman isn't interested in continuing their benter, much too busy with the crying child in the waiting room at the station. She's the tiniest witness there.

He must be the only vigilante carrying lollipops next to paralyzing gas.

The cadence in his voice simply burns off any dark intention associated with him. But if you listen as closely as Martinez does, you'll hear a poised arch in his accent.

“Here you go, love. Shall I get you a choccy while we talk to your father?”

Martinez sits and blinks for about a minute, which should earn him a record of some short.

Jimbo study!