Latest Posts by imstuckinlimbo - Page 4
I went on a date today and she found out I made the bike comic
I was out this this cute girl and I think we were really hitting it off, then she asked what kind of comics I make. I told her, and then as she looked at them on her phone, recognition came over her face.
Her: "oh...OH MY GOD... ARE YOU THE BIKE CUCK GUY???"
Me: "Y-yeah..."
Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Her: "WAIT, HOLD ON, I GOTTA SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS."
She asked the people at the table behind us if she could borrow one of their phones for a second to pull up something on the browser. Then she held their phone somewhat in front of hers and took a photo of me along with it.
I never asked for the photo so here is my approximate recreation of what I think it looked like:
She was busy texting seemingly all of her friends as we finished our meals and stood up, when I decided to pipe up again.
Me: "Um, y-you know wh-what would make the happiness in the world increase..."
She looked up from her phone with a sly smile.
Her: "What?"
Me: "I-if...if we k-- um, kissed..."
Her amused smile slowly descended into an absolutely indiscernible neutral expression.
then, after a pause
it rose again into a smile
Her: "You... are so cute. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
I closed my eyes tight, and gently puckered my lips, bracing for a kiss.
Then she slapped my ass so hard that there is still a palm print on it.
Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
just cool couples things<3
since its mer-may i legally have to draw them🫶
posting a thing before starting on the grind
i added onto my SM sonas design a bit, i got hit w the amazing idea of giving them a bandana that look like bunny ears bc im a genius
Heyo! Hate to have to make another one of these, but my wonderful friend is in some pretty unfortunate financial troubles in-between jobs right now and needs some funds. She's a massive fuckin sweetheart who's helped me through a lot, so it'd mean a lot to me if you sent a couple bucks his way or at least shared this around!
Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time
Hey y'all mind if I... *rearranges your genome to better suit my wants and needs*
Happy Holidays to all who celebrate 🧡💛💚💙💜
Taking my stupid pink thing to the hospital to make her stupider
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true
Fotos da série Protestos pelos direitos de retorno dos palestinos por Mustafa Hassona, 2018/2019
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Sad, Sad Monster
I made a dragon and a bunny out of clay
I’m so happy with how they came out