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Starfire understanding earth idioms and getting very excited about it but also still working on their delivery.

Robin: Break a leg!

Starfire, clenching a fist, hair blazing: YES!!! COMPOUND FRACTURE IT!

Reaper: *Gross sobbing* Take..... THIS BROKEN WING & HELP ME FLY AGAIN *More gross sobbing*

Widowmaker: *folding her arms* Talon karaoke night was a mistake.

Sombra: I bet Overwatch doesn’t have to deal with this crap.

~Meanwhile, at Overwatch Karaoke night~

Jack: *knocks back a shot* I AM DROWNING! THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND! YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME! HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND! AND I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE WE BOTH DIE! *gross sobbing* 

Mercy: Overwatch karaoke night was a mistake.

“stop congratulating cis allies for doing the bare minimum” NO!!! i want to encourage speaking out and being on trans people’s side!!! stop being assholes to people just trying to support you and give them room to grow!!!

!!!! The lighting!!!

Open your eyes, daughter of fire.

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Starkid’s new musical is HERE and I’m already OBSESSED!!!

Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"

MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

it's been a hot minute since I've drawn the canon cast

just by giving us office shenanigans, the magnus protocol is simulating the terrifying creeping dread of early magnus to me.

theyre making alice so silly and sam so sweet “cinnamon roll” and gwen so adorably bratty because they Know we know its gonna hurt.

they’re playing on our knowledge of this franchise to curate such a secondhand sense of “Oh Fuck” just waiting for it all go to shit. it’s terror they dont have to explicitly allude to because they Know we know. so good.

i just know they made sam make cat noises in his sleep to up his “awww sweet fandom baby. sweet cinnamon roll” factor Just because we know they’re going to destroy him

they saw the way we write precanon and gave it to us on a knowingly poisoned silver platter. sam is fanon martin, alice is fanon tim, gwen is fanon jon, celia is fanon sasha. but all their cute office shenanigans are soured now by Oh God Oh Fuck. its *genius*. even though we dont know the characters too well they are familiar. they are familiar and we love them already because they are familiar. their pain is familiar too and we know its coming.

. and colin is there to be our Reminder that this isnt a cute sitcom anime. colin is living in the horror genre . he is our Reminder so we don’t get too comfortable.

archives was so good at slow burn upping the stakes. protocol is Not Doing that for obvious reasons but the fear it illicits is the same creeping dread feeling.

someone on twitter said that tmagp jonmartin ship name should be "icloud" and ive completely lost my mind

It’s scrimblo from my video games!

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