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I fear fish women

ive had an epiphany

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

Farming and foraging, my faves! Someone should make these but with fish lmao. Anyways, I'm a summer fan (that's when blueberries grow, and it's when I married Alex).

I've been seeing stardew inspired botanical prints all around the place, so thought I'd try my own hand at it! Winter had to include a few more of the special crops than originally intended, but I still love it tbh. What season is your favourite in stardew valley?

it's been a hot minute since I've drawn the canon cast

I will die on this rock- let them know how their insides work!

im actually an anatomy students defender until i DIE they didnt do anything wrong!!! they just wanted to learn about the body they even WAITED FOR THE TEACHER TO LOOK AWAY before they adjusted anything!!! they didnt want to scare him!! they showed up every class and waited for him and paid FULL attention you KNOW if that man just stopped fucking judging them for not being able to get their hearts right the first time they would be the best class he ever had. they even left him an apple!! they didnt know apples dont have teeth its not their fault!! anatomy student haters dni actually

They’re so kiki and bouba coded!

needles & michael what do we think

I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

S76: We need some ground rules. I never want to walk in on those two *points at Gency* in a closet ever again. Suggestions?

McCree: …Knock.

Mercy: I’m inclined to agree with McCree.

Jack: *pinches bridge of nose* It’s a closet. I’m not going to knock on a closet, because it’s a closet. Closets are for Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, when I open the door I expect to find Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, not cyborg dry-humping. 

Genji: *quiet scoff* We weren’t dry-humping–

Jack: I don’t care, Shimada! Whatever you two were doing in there was gross misuse of the closet!

McCree: Aw, come on, like you have any right to judge with the way you and Reyes carried on.

Jack: That was one time and it was 8 years ago!

McCree: Yeah, ‘One time’ in a closet. There was also ‘One time’ in your Zurich office. 

Genji: And ‘One time’ in the Blackwatch Tactical Intelligence center. 

Mercy: ‘One time’ in the Zurich Medical ward.

Ana: And ‘One time’ on the conference table.

*everyone looks down at the conference table and immediately takes their elbows off of it*

McCree: Wait, Zurich conference table, or ‘here’ conference table?

Ana: …

Ana: …two times on the conference table. 

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

Remade that one SDV doodle I did for Emily