Look I Love Unconditional Devotion Love Stories As Much As The Next Person, But There's Really Something

smthn soft and sweet before it all goes to shit

today is my birthday!!

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

Okay, finished season two of The Magnus Archives.

Do we think that any of Jurgen Leitner's assistants survived, moved to Night Vale, and got jobs as community radio interns?

Also, hey! It's the brutal pipe murder I'd been hearing so much about!

In conclusion, Michael Spiral is hilarious, and I think they'd be fun to watch bad B movies with.

Me when conspirators.

stardew valley flora 🌻

[now you can purchase prints and preorder tote bags on my etsy or my ko-fi !!]

i've been wanting to try one of these botanical posters in my style, and the 1.6 update was the perfect excuse✨

new favorite duo

it's been a hot minute since I've drawn the canon cast

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot

Ashe

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