A Copper Retriever With Her Unoxidised Puppies

You know she would be parading around in a different fancy outfit everyday just to show off to the farmer ♥

!!!! The lighting!!!

Open your eyes, daughter of fire.

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Starkid’s new musical is HERE and I’m already OBSESSED!!!

The cone of shame 😭

vet visit

This episodes horror is 2 fold because getting on this webbed site after listening to it is like getting slapped in the face.

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

the enshittification of mass produced plush pisses me off. these are glorified pillows

today is my birthday!!

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

I will die on this rock- let them know how their insides work!

im actually an anatomy students defender until i DIE they didnt do anything wrong!!! they just wanted to learn about the body they even WAITED FOR THE TEACHER TO LOOK AWAY before they adjusted anything!!! they didnt want to scare him!! they showed up every class and waited for him and paid FULL attention you KNOW if that man just stopped fucking judging them for not being able to get their hearts right the first time they would be the best class he ever had. they even left him an apple!! they didnt know apples dont have teeth its not their fault!! anatomy student haters dni actually

I LOVE IT!!!!!

SUPERSHARK!! 🦈👽