You've Gotta Love Jews More Than You Hate Nazis.

Coming into the Magnus archives only a year ago was so good bc all the eps were just there, now my patience is tested being obsessed with Protocol.

I don’t know how yall did it istg

It’s scrimblo from my video games!

bark bark

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

i made a little dphw generator for writing my own fr3-d1 cases! just has stuff from the show rn but i will add more once i think of words to put in

https://perchance.org/6za9n09v28

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

Okay, finished season two of The Magnus Archives.

Do we think that any of Jurgen Leitner's assistants survived, moved to Night Vale, and got jobs as community radio interns?

Also, hey! It's the brutal pipe murder I'd been hearing so much about!

In conclusion, Michael Spiral is hilarious, and I think they'd be fun to watch bad B movies with.

S76: We need some ground rules. I never want to walk in on those two *points at Gency* in a closet ever again. Suggestions?

McCree: …Knock.

Mercy: I’m inclined to agree with McCree.

Jack: *pinches bridge of nose* It’s a closet. I’m not going to knock on a closet, because it’s a closet. Closets are for Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, when I open the door I expect to find Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, not cyborg dry-humping. 

Genji: *quiet scoff* We weren’t dry-humping–

Jack: I don’t care, Shimada! Whatever you two were doing in there was gross misuse of the closet!

McCree: Aw, come on, like you have any right to judge with the way you and Reyes carried on.

Jack: That was one time and it was 8 years ago!

McCree: Yeah, ‘One time’ in a closet. There was also ‘One time’ in your Zurich office. 

Genji: And ‘One time’ in the Blackwatch Tactical Intelligence center. 

Mercy: ‘One time’ in the Zurich Medical ward.

Ana: And ‘One time’ on the conference table.

*everyone looks down at the conference table and immediately takes their elbows off of it*

McCree: Wait, Zurich conference table, or ‘here’ conference table?

Ana: …

Ana: …two times on the conference table. 

It’s just a girl and her human toddler sized frog against the world

I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot

Ashe

render practice