(to be continued)
Sokka: The Bidding, Tally Hall
Jet: Rasputin--Just Dance 2, Boney M.
me writing: wow this is amazing, awesome epic poggers god tier level stuff
me revising: ew jesus who put vomit all over this doc i am positively disgusted
help i think ive accidentally become a falcon and the winter soldier fan acct on tiktok
time to play my favorite game:
google sleuthing to see if something is actually canon or just a Collective Fandom Consensus™
Just a quick Zuko fan art!
Okay I’ve seen aus with Jet going to the Boiling Rock after Ba Sing Se and aus where Zuko fights Azula and gets sent to the Boiling Rock, but, consider, both
They both get arrested and Zuko has to explain to Jet that yes, he’s a firebender, and yes he’s the prince of the fire nation, and yes he hunted the avatar across the whole world, but he’s totally good now and Jet has to process that he tried to recruit the literal fire prince into his gang
Zuko gets thrown into the cooler very regularly, almost as much as Jet gets put in solitary, because they rarely last more than ten minutes in the same room before Jet tries to start a brawl. After a while he’s not even angry, it’s just kinda boring in prison and Zuko fights good
Suki recognises Zuko immediately, but after she hears why he’s in prison and watches Jet almost throw him off a ledge several times, she decides to forgive him
Thus starts the weirdest friendship trio ever
They actually work really well together, because Suki supplies the group brain cell, Jet gives them terrible ideas, and Zuko carries them out
The other prisoners and some of the guards quickly recognise that the three most dangerous inmates are teenagers, and now that they’re working together, all they can do is pray. They all end up teaching each other fighting forms they know, and Suki discovers Zuko is a total avatar nerd and thinks Kyoshi was the best avatar since Wan (she approves of his assessment)
Suki plays the ‘you burned down my village’ card exactly once. Jet uses ‘you burned down Suki’s village’ almost daily to get Zuko to do things
Sokka arrives looking for his dad and spots Suki in the yard distracting a guard while Jet keeps watch and Zuko steals his keys. He thinks they’re actually planning a break out, but no, Jet just wanted to fuck with the guards and see if Zuko could melt metal
(They’ve tried escaping, but Suki usually stops them because Jet suggests tying all their blankets together, stealing a messenger hawk and training it to tie the rope to a rock across the boiling lake and climbing across that. Zuko, who has never had a plan beyond ‘break into the maximum security stronghold and go from there’, is 100% on board)
When Hakoda arrives and the other inmates warn him not to piss off the three teenage prisoners, he thinks they’re joking. They’re not. He reevaluates when he sees Jet start a riot in less than ten seconds, Suki kidnap the warden, and Zuko break the gondola lever and jump across a boiling lake
Sokka comes back from his fishing trip with four missing people and no fish
Bonus: Suki: “this is my boyfriend Sokka and his boyfriend Zuko and his boyfriend Jet”
havin to read my stuff through google translate must be rough af
eres valiente. eres un guerrero.
not the No Good Deed Goes Unpunished parallels between Zuko and Katara
katara s1: urges Haru to save Old Man Mine Snitcher, Haru gets taken away by the fire nation army
zuko s2: gives lee the knife thing as a gift, lee gets conscripted by the earth kingdom army
both have a meal with the victim’s family beforehand. both consequences fully affect someone else. both are told about said consequences by the mom of the victim
okay yall stand back while i prepare a formal essay on why Prince Zuko and Samwell Tarly are the same character
it's not gonna be good i just wanna draw every parallel i can