(to be continued)
Sokka: The Bidding, Tally Hall
Jet: Rasputin--Just Dance 2, Boney M.
me writing: wow this is amazing, awesome epic poggers god tier level stuff
me revising: ew jesus who put vomit all over this doc i am positively disgusted
purged from this cesspit blog from 2015 to now
okay yall stand back while i prepare a formal essay on why Prince Zuko and Samwell Tarly are the same character
it's not gonna be good i just wanna draw every parallel i can
a simple three-step guide by hama of the southern water tribe
1. start 'em young
s3 katara is a baddie and already a master in her own right. she knows enough to get by WITHOUT having you as a teacher, which is why she was super cool w just Not Bloodbending and then throwing you in jail
s1 katara, on the other hand, took 2 months to learn to wiggle some water and was willing to risk it all stealing a waterbending study guide from literal pirates. homegirl is desperate to learn and is a lot less likely to pass you up when she's been entirely self-taught up to this point and has no other options
2. decelerate the curriculum
don't go from soup-bending to blood in like two days. yes, the full moon is only once a month. still, it is ENTIRELY possible to hold out on making muppets out of men for another four weeks. establishing a good, trustworthy rapport is more important. your student has gotta believe in you as a teacher 100% for you to go all in
3. for the love of La, DON't start with people
self-explanatory. even yakone, one of the baddest bloodbenders out there, started his crazy talented spawn on the local wildlife. people eat animals and it's a delicacy, people eating people is cannibalism and also illegal. bloodbending animals is similarly more digestible
getting a new comment: :D
that comment being about your biggest narrative insecurity: D:
holy shit i’m not dead and neither is the fic
time to play my favorite game:
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