Imagine If People Today Used Early 1900's Slang

Go to any music app you have that has a “Liked” playlist.

Go to the playlist and play it.

Most bipolar shit ever-

Like it’ll play the most depressing, heart wrenching, earth shattering, tear pulling song ever and then immediately go to “🎶PiNk FlUfFy UnIcOrNs DaNcInG oN rAiNbOwS🎶” or some shit like that

mhm u-u

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

Help, my fish is drowning, what do I do?

Get it a beer, bro's had a long day

Tumblr was being an ass and wouldn't let me post this yesterday

But anyway- here's my Halloween costume! I dressed up as Alice Angel

I didn't expect anyone to recognize who I was cuz small christian town but 4 people knew!

Sorry about the blurriness, my mom's hand was shakey

HAPPY (1 day late) BENDYVERSARY!

GOD I LOVE THIS FRANCHISE SO MUCH 🖤

Fun fact of the day:

The Star Spangled Banner became the official USA anthem in 1931 and before then it was considered a patriotic song

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

If I do not get to see what Sammy Lawrence actually looks like in the BATIM movie I'm rioting.

I'm getting really tired of being single

I'm seeing all these cute couples and now I feel lonely!

Wait, wait, wait-

Y'all know how everyone headcanons that Wally from Welcome Home and Yellow Guy from DHMIS are uncle and cousin?

And you know how Wally's house is alive, and how objects in Yellow Guy's house comes to life everyday?

Well-

What if- what if their family or species just has this magic ability to bring random shit to life-

Like- just think about it- Wally getting lonely and sad or just bored and he either accidentally or intentionally brings home to life/gives it sentience

And Yellow Guy just accidentally does it everyday not realizing he is and having no idea how to control it cuz no one taught him!

THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND!

IS IT A GOOD IDEA OR NAH!