Chicken McNugget

Imagine dying but you still have to pay taxes

Just brushed my teeth for the first time in 2 & 1/2 weeks, feeling proud of myself.

Feeling good, feeling clean, gonna reward myself with some grapes later <3

Y'all ever just randomly consume a large amount of cheese?

I crave it so much I could eat an entire block and want more

Doing the online OSHA courses are so FUCKING BORING BRO!

IT'S THE MOST MIND NUMBING SHIT IT'S ALL JUST BASIC COMMON SENSE!

Although I guess it's understandable a lot of people seem to struggle with basic common sense.

😞

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

Do you guys think Alastor can get fleas? And he's just like "god damn it I got fleas again." Like it's just his version of Lice?

Y'ALL I JUST REALIZED SAMMY LAWRENCE LOOKS LIKE MY FATHER OH GOD-

Does anyone else remember that they have organs and their body isn't just filled with air or blood?

And after you realize that do you just curl up cringing and feeling uncomfy for the next 24 hours?

Being a fan of Hatsune Miku isn't enough I need to become her-

Go to any music app you have that has a “Liked” playlist.

Go to the playlist and play it.

Most bipolar shit ever-

Like it’ll play the most depressing, heart wrenching, earth shattering, tear pulling song ever and then immediately go to “🎶PiNk FlUfFy UnIcOrNs DaNcInG oN rAiNbOwS🎶” or some shit like that