Y'all ever just randomly consume a large amount of cheese?
I crave it so much I could eat an entire block and want more
Does anyone else remember that they have organs and their body isn't just filled with air or blood?
And after you realize that do you just curl up cringing and feeling uncomfy for the next 24 hours?
Ok so hear me out-
Instead of meowing cursed Alastor cat just says "Jambalaya!"
Children's cough syrup if you could consume it in large quantities
That's what this drink is
I like it
Imagine dying but you still have to pay taxes
Imagine if people today used early 1900's slang
Like just imagine
"we're totally gonna drink that giggle water tonight Britney!"
"Yeah bitch, but if we wanna get to them cute boys we gotta get a wiggle on"
"alright let's go! Hopefully Jessica didn't show up she's such a Abercrombie"
"and a dead hoofer too"
(I looked these up please don't crucify me if some of them are incorrect or mean something else)
I cringed so hard when I saw what Sammy looks like in the graphic novel.
PUT THE FUCKING MASK ON-
Chicken McNugget
Snek- Danger Noodle, if you will…