Insane-from-reality - Teenage Queen

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i’m laughing at the concept of immortal fake ah crew deciding to hide their immortality and this leading to shenanigans 

like jeremy fucking laughs the first time somebody shoots him in the chest, just a full-blown giggle you’d expect from a four year old, and then he’s like oh shit right and falls over dramatically like something out of the three stooges

gavin gets “killed” one weekend and then a few days later his killer sees him at a fucking stop-n-shop or something and gavin spends a full twenty minutes convincing the guy that he’s his own twin

michael gets stabbed in the stomach and is immediately like “i just GOT this FUCKING SHIRT– i mEAN OW, OH NO, I’VE BEEN STABBED, I’M DEFINITELY BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW, THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING, OH THE INHUMANITY” (”laying it on a little thick there, michael,” lindsay says)

ray gets shot and is basically like sweet naptime and fucking very carefully settles down on the sidewalk and strips off his hoodie and bundles it under his head like a pillow and dozes off ray does this every time he gets injured under the pretense that it might have killed me if i was mortal you don’t know (ray you got shot in the foot wake the hell up)

whenever jack gets “killed” and is later seen by the person who killed her, she staunchly insists she’s a ghost (”i’m here to haunt your ass for the rest of eternity, fucker”)

geoff and ryan get taken by a rival gang and ryan is shot in the chest; ryan immediately looks down at himself with a sad face and goes “aww.” (he’s wearing his “normal guy” shirt; geoff’s kind of glad it’s ruined now) geoff gives ryan a pointed look and ryan blinks, then clutches at his chest and starts to fucking monologue “Had I but time–as this fell sergeant, death, is strict in his arrest–” (”ryan, what.”) “But let it be. Horatio, I am dead–” (”then fucking die already, what are you doing, is that hamlet”) “aND IN THIS HARSH WORLD DRAW THY BREATH IN PAIN TO TELL MY STORY–” geoff ends up wrestling the gun from the gang member so he can shoot ryan again look, ryan has to use that theater experience somehow

WTF TINY CHILD

THIS IS MINE DONT STEAL IT ILL CHOP UR TITTIES OFF BUT LOOK HOW SMOL

Lamp Halo might be my fav Fake AH Crew fic 

A reminder of the difference between equally non-violent protests when the protestors are majority black and majority white in terms of the police.

And if you need a reminder of what happens when it’s non-violent Native Americans well…

yall im fucking crying. baekhyun is so small in chanyeols jacket

WHDBDJSJSHHSBXJS

pRETTY GIRL WhATS  YOUR NAMe WHATS YoUR NUmbEr

ryan giving a virtual kiss on top of gavin’s head in the new 7 Days to Die was the best thing to come out of achievement hunter.

and... bonus !

Moon-Jo from Strangers From Hell (2019)

Trevor Collins is such an intelligent and dedicated and talented person and I’m just??? So jealous???

Knows conversational French? Check. Can play multiple instruments? Check. Can mix music? Check. Rocket scientist? Check. Boss of Achievement Hunter? Check. Hard worker? Check. Extremely photogenic? Check. Perfect smile? Check. Can sing? Probably. Can do an open heart surgery? I wouldn’t be surprised.