Me : *sighs* What Is Life? 

You’re just an angel

Everyone in the crew had a fallback plan in case shit went south. Michael would be an electrician, Jack always wanted to work in radio, and Gavin would be a cameraman on films. Jeremy mentioned something about how he went to school for animation and Ryan perked up and went “Hey, me too!”

When someone asks Trevor what his fallback plan was, he shrugs and goes “I got my degree in aerospace engineering” and everyone stops to look at him.

“Aerospace engineering?”

“Yeah.”

“Like… like rocket science?”

“Yeah.”

“You can make rockets and here you are, doing crime?”

“C'mon, when’s the last time NASA was funded? If anything, I made a completely reasonable career choice.”

pRETTY GIRL WhATS  YOUR NAMe WHATS YoUR NUmbEr

Michael: “Luke was naked in a classroom.” Luke: “That never happened.” Calum: “It happened.” Ashton: “It happened, we have photo evidence.”

HE’S SO EMBARRASSED 

Michael Jones calling Gavin “baby” in the Outlast 2 Play Pals Reblog if u agree

“I have A boyfriend” *realizes he just exposed himself* “…a lot.”

I made this fanvid in honor of Jon finding Risingwood and I’m really sorry I’ll just show myself out {watch in hd}

• Halsey Lockscreens 

 • Reblog or like ;) Avaliable as phone cases 2/2/3/5/6

i’m laughing at the concept of immortal fake ah crew deciding to hide their immortality and this leading to shenanigans 

like jeremy fucking laughs the first time somebody shoots him in the chest, just a full-blown giggle you’d expect from a four year old, and then he’s like oh shit right and falls over dramatically like something out of the three stooges

gavin gets “killed” one weekend and then a few days later his killer sees him at a fucking stop-n-shop or something and gavin spends a full twenty minutes convincing the guy that he’s his own twin

michael gets stabbed in the stomach and is immediately like “i just GOT this FUCKING SHIRT– i mEAN OW, OH NO, I’VE BEEN STABBED, I’M DEFINITELY BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW, THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING, OH THE INHUMANITY” (”laying it on a little thick there, michael,” lindsay says)

ray gets shot and is basically like sweet naptime and fucking very carefully settles down on the sidewalk and strips off his hoodie and bundles it under his head like a pillow and dozes off ray does this every time he gets injured under the pretense that it might have killed me if i was mortal you don’t know (ray you got shot in the foot wake the hell up)

whenever jack gets “killed” and is later seen by the person who killed her, she staunchly insists she’s a ghost (”i’m here to haunt your ass for the rest of eternity, fucker”)

geoff and ryan get taken by a rival gang and ryan is shot in the chest; ryan immediately looks down at himself with a sad face and goes “aww.” (he’s wearing his “normal guy” shirt; geoff’s kind of glad it’s ruined now) geoff gives ryan a pointed look and ryan blinks, then clutches at his chest and starts to fucking monologue “Had I but time–as this fell sergeant, death, is strict in his arrest–” (”ryan, what.”) “But let it be. Horatio, I am dead–” (”then fucking die already, what are you doing, is that hamlet”) “aND IN THIS HARSH WORLD DRAW THY BREATH IN PAIN TO TELL MY STORY–” geoff ends up wrestling the gun from the gang member so he can shoot ryan again look, ryan has to use that theater experience somehow

you know what pisses me off? luke follows more fans on twitter than any of the other boys yet the minute he unfollows/ blocks some who are nasty as shit to him all of sudden he doesn’t care about the fans, luke has given fans hugs/kisses on the cheek without the fans even having to ask, luke gives their friends/ crew members hugs all the time, other celebrities that have met luke have all said he was nice as shit, when they were asked about ‘you suck’ luke told michael he liked all the things about him that abigail used to insult michael with,luke helps malum drink water so they don’t have to stop playing their instruments,  luke loves his band mates so much, when asked what they’d say to kurt cobain if they ever met him luke said he’d ask if he was sad bc he ‘doesn’t want it to happen again’, luke is so full of love yet gets so much hate, luke is so sweet and kind yet i all i see directed towards him is hate, harassment or praise for his looks