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if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
You will listen to Grian’s latest build plans and WILL NOT bring up how he has not finished the last build…or else you deal with his husband.
Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I'm writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,
are they your soulmate who youre hopelessly in love with or are they just an interesting factor that broke through the monotony that is hanging over your life like a fog?
the ratio of the stuff i know about sky vs the money i spent on sky is. big. why
I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!
Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.
"I'll do whatever you want." "Then, perish." Is such a raw ass line you'd think it comes from a tumblr post but it's actually from 1973 movie "Goncharov" by Martin Scorsese
Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.
HEY ARTISTS!
Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:
OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–
There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)
Did you find this helpful? If you’re able, maybe buy me a coffee please? :D
[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]
I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.
… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!!Â
It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.
Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.
I come back to tumblr to see you all have made up an entire Martin Scorsese movie about a Russian mafia boss with a plot, love interests, and 20 alternate endings. Meanwhile on tiktok, they've came up with an entire currency called dabloons and people are giving them away to "weary travelers", trading them, giving people potions to prevent robbers from stealing them, inflation rates, and a whole economy off them. And twitter has been frantically panicking for the last three weeks cause Elon Musk has been burning it to the ground by firing everyone, causing their profits to fall and it's shutdown is inevitable. Plus while Twitter is collapsing, the man who accidentally got a text from some old woman confirmed they're having Thanksgiving together again for the 7th year in a row among all this. This has been one of the most unhinged weeks for social media honestly.
Top 10 Horror Films (as voted by my followers): #9 — Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster 🌻 Do you feel held by him? Does he feel like home to you?
the queen died but honestly jesse pinkman has been through so much more. the hardships he’s faced aren’t even comparable to dying at 96. until the queen has gone through what jesse pinkman has gone through i don’t feel any sympathy.
meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow
guy who only thinks about his interests when anything happens: getting a lot of 'my interests' vibes from this
people who take media where the entire cast has generic anime sameface and make fanart giving all the characters detailed, distinct, and interesting features with big noses and different eye shapes and varying body types are braver than any US marine and also the backbone of our societyÂ
Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus
The idea came to me in a vision
pride boat🌈
everything klaus does is so intricately and vitally intertwined with every single major plot point in the show and yet he is always on some bizarre side quest. simultaneously the most and least plot involved character.
so. i watched spree.
