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two perfect things in this world

1. burger :3

2. girlcock from a musky girl who is hell bent on filling me with her yummy cum!!!!

i have 1, just need to find my 2! <3

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

Aww honey, why are you crying? I thought you'd be happy to know that I want to be with you so badly.

Your confession was so touching and cute I think we'd make a perfect couple. But sadly there's a problem. I'm not attracted to men. I was really disappointed by that because apart from that you're just perfect. Luckily I figured out a solution how we can resolve this. I'm going to turn you into a girl.

What's with that look on your face? You don't really look too upset by this. No, I thought you're even happy. Have you been waiting for this? A crazy girl kidnapping you and turning you into her girlfriend?

Oh honey, I'm so glad you think so. I promise to turn you into my cute and adorable princess. You'll be mine and mine alone forever because I made you perfect. 💜

I need it in my veins

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

This website is so so so good

god damn it I just read Human Domestication Guide and now I have to play stellaris, the hot plant women have got to me

Made this funny meme thinking the trans meme sub would love it:

Immediately after posting, I see this post:

WHY CANT I EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT?!

LIFE IS A PRISON

I'm nothing but a walking transfem stereotype :(

I used to enjoy Pokemon games a lot, but lately some of the newer entries have been kinda controversial due a variety of issues.

But instead of focusing on that, i'm here to bring you back to the past to the Nintendo DS era of Pokemon, where many (myself included) would say that the quality and care of the series was at it's peak!

Games included in this collection:

EVERYONE IS HERE!! Every single Pokemon game released for the Nintendo DS is featured in this pack. Two emulators are included in the set, just download and play

Download here!! (1.25 GB): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jGy0GHSDwSLIuGnUrdmsD3WY_AJiq5ws/view?usp=sharing

Mirror download: https://www.mediafire.com/file/8qw75h4ij9asbte/Pogeymon_DS_Collection.rar/file

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