I Just Accidentally Made Un-tea?????

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

Anyone else stare at their mutuals like 👀👀👀👀 “please dm me. You seem so cool and I wanna be friends. “

I love when you ask things of me. Do it again. Tell me what you want me to do. Demand more from me. Let me give you my all. No amount of time, effort, or energy will ever be a waste if it is you. What can I do to make you the happiest in the world, my sweet divine?

Me stumbling across a wild trans girl: "Oh, hey there."

Her: Hisses

Me: Calmly holds out my bio so she can smell the pronouns. "I write monster TF fiction."

Her: immediately starts meowing loudly for food.

magical girl whose nemesis is a cute witch who has a huge crush on her and learns that magical girl costumes are actually stored in a magic vault and breaks in and replaces the magical girl's outfit with nothing but a collar and leash so that the next time the magical girl fights her she accidentally transforms to be completely nude except for the collar and turns out the magical girl was trans and she uses her witch magic to give her magical bottom surgery and then the witch helps the magical girl explore her new hole and then they start making out and they're girlfriends now

T4T dating tips:

Meow

Keep meowing until it works

i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them