Anyone Else Stare At Their Mutuals Like 👀👀👀👀 “please Dm Me. You Seem So Cool And I Wanna

kissing and licking your tummy just above your boxers btw. if you even care

I dreamed of you last night, lovely

I am so glad im not currently looking for a job.

I think if someone asked me where i see myself in 5 years my instant gut reaction would be:

Puppygirl polycule!

Wdym thats a weird thing to say and im not getting the job?

Like, who wouldn’t just wanna live in a house with 5 other puppys and cuddle and make out with them all the time?

I hope I'm as squeezable as I'm trying to be.

Casually fingering a trans guy who’s sprawled across my lap with one hand as I focus on the book I’m reading. Vaguely acknowledging his whines and the way he’s desperately trying to hump my thigh but never quite finding the right angle. His poor little dick needs some attention but that’ll have to wait for later. I need to at least get to the next chapter, and when this one finishes on a cliff hanger, well I’m sure he’ll be a good boy and wait a little longer.

if youre fat and queer i hope youre having a really good day

magical girl whose nemesis is a cute witch who has a huge crush on her and learns that magical girl costumes are actually stored in a magic vault and breaks in and replaces the magical girl's outfit with nothing but a collar and leash so that the next time the magical girl fights her she accidentally transforms to be completely nude except for the collar and turns out the magical girl was trans and she uses her witch magic to give her magical bottom surgery and then the witch helps the magical girl explore her new hole and then they start making out and they're girlfriends now