We Need More Freaky Transfems With Medical Degrees. I Want The Girl Who’s Performing My Orchiectomy

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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this liminal space straight up smells like spiders

yeah she "pegged me", and by "pegged" haha well. let's just say...,sword through my chest

transfem mesopotamian temple priestess telling her copriestess that kissing and jacking each other off is a very important part of the ritual for their goddess.

The divine right of kings but it's a curse

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

Idea for a hdg fic:

Soren is one of the last feralists on the run, able to escape thanks to cybernetic enhancements. Just before the Accord fully collapsed, they designed these cybernetics that would allow humans to match the speed of the Affini.

These cybernetics went on all four limbs, and were shaped like a cats legs. Soren liked wearing them even when he wasn’t running, for no particular reason! Cybernetics are cool, that’s all!

But of course, the Affini (perhaps encouraged by the animalistic chase) catch up, and Soren learns that these cybernetics aren’t just gonna be temporary. ;3

I jerked off 4 times today and I'm still so fucking horny

Wtf is this some kind of omegaverse fanfiction???