Time To See If My Old Mpreg Player Works Ahhh!!!

it’s fucking crazy that Harris’ stance on trans rights is “we should follow the law”. like aren’t you running for office girl? isn’t the whole idea that you will Make Changes to the pre-existing laws? truly continuing Biden’s legacy as the “why won’t anybody do anything to stop this?!” president before she even gets into office.

#its working to well

Imagine a hyper-intelligent quantum computer hidden, within a complex sci-fi super-facility, who's body is technically the entire facility itself. Now imagine that an Affini attempts to make the facility into their floret.

The facility, built and abandoned by the accord, has been alone for decades, and refuses to trust the Affini or even admit to their own sentience.

It constantly tells the affini that it isn't a sophont, and is merely reacting within its protocols. So the Affini wanders through the complex, avoiding the computer's best attempts at killing them, and trying to help the computer through the trauma that it refuses to have. Eventually the Affini manages to get through to it and leaves with a little flashdrive containing their new floret.

TLDR; GLaDOS* gets florted.

*not really GLaDOS, but you get the point

The ghost of a Parasaurolophus has come by for a visit - It’s fossilized bones just got unearthed and they’re so excited to finally be found!

i'm so sick and you should totally spend all of your time taking care of me

The real tragedy of Chimera Fallin is that her mouth is so tiny but her body is huge so she’s unable to smoke enough weed to get high unless she’s hitting that bong every minute. Like if you cry every time

stop asking how you’re supposed to impregnate a transfem when they don’t have a pussy. you have to utilize the spiritual pussy, the pussy of the mind. you must delve into the aether in search of the primordial pussy that lives within us all.

she’s a 10 but doesn’t know how to regulate her emotions and goes from super obsessed to completely cold

Aww honey, why are you crying? I thought you'd be happy to know that I want to be with you so badly.

Your confession was so touching and cute I think we'd make a perfect couple. But sadly there's a problem. I'm not attracted to men. I was really disappointed by that because apart from that you're just perfect. Luckily I figured out a solution how we can resolve this. I'm going to turn you into a girl.

What's with that look on your face? You don't really look too upset by this. No, I thought you're even happy. Have you been waiting for this? A crazy girl kidnapping you and turning you into her girlfriend?

Oh honey, I'm so glad you think so. I promise to turn you into my cute and adorable princess. You'll be mine and mine alone forever because I made you perfect. 💜

two perfect things in this world

1. burger :3

2. girlcock from a musky girl who is hell bent on filling me with her yummy cum!!!!

i have 1, just need to find my 2! <3